In reality it means constant danger from every angle at all times
Comic Strips
Comic Strips is a community for those who love comic stories.
Rules
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π Be Nice!
- Treat others with respect and dignity. Friendly banter is okay, as long as it is mutual; keyword: friendly.
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ποΈ Community Standards
- Comics should be a full story, from start to finish, in one post.
- Posts should be safe and enjoyable by the majority of community members, both here on lemmy.world and other instances.
- Any comic that would qualify as raunchy, lewd, or otherwise draw unwanted attention by nosy coworkers, spouses, or family members should be tagged as NSFW.
- Moderators have final say on what and what does not qualify as appropriate. Use common sense, and if need be, err on the side of caution.
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𧬠Keep it Real
- Comics should be made and posted by real human beans, not by automated means like bots or AI. This is not the community for that sort of thing.
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π½οΈ Credit Where Credit is Due
- Comics should include the original attribution to the artist(s) involved, and be unmodified. Bonus points if you include a link back to their website. When in doubt, use a reverse image search to try to find the original version. Repeat offenders will have their posts removed, be temporarily banned from posting, or if all else fails, be permanently banned from posting.
- Attributions include, but are not limited to, watermarks, links, or other text or imagery that artists add to their comics to use for identification purposes. If you find a comic without any such markings, it would be a good idea to see if you can find an original version. If one cannot be found, say so and ask the community for help!
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π Post Formatting
- Post an image, gallery, or link to a specific comic hosted on another site; e.g., the author's website.
- Meta posts about the community should be tagged with [Meta] either at the beginning or the end of the post title.
- When linking to a comic hosted on another site, ensure the link is to the comic itself and not just to the website; e.g.,
β Correct: https://xkcd.com/386/
β Incorrect: https://xkcd.com/
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π¬ Post Frequency/SPAM
- Each user (regardless of instance) may post up to five (5 π) comics a day. This can be any combination of personal comics you have written yourself, or other author's comics. Any comics exceeding five (5 π) will be removed.
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π΄ββ οΈ Internationalization (i18n)
- Non-English posts are welcome. Please tag the post title with the original language, and include an English translation in the body of the post; e.g.,
SΓ, por favor [Spanish/EspaΓ±ol]
- Non-English posts are welcome. Please tag the post title with the original language, and include an English translation in the body of the post; e.g.,
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πΏ Moderation
- We are human, just like most everybody else on Lemmy. If you feel a moderation decision was made in error, you are welcome to reach out to anybody on the moderation team for clarification. Keep in mind that moderation decisions may be final.
- When reporting posts and/or comments, quote which rule is being broken, and why you feel it broke the rules.
Web Accessibility
Note: This is not a rule, but a helpful suggestion.
When posting images, you should strive to add alt-text for screen readers to use to describe the image you're posting:
Another helpful thing to do is to provide a transcription of the text in your images, as well as brief descriptions of what's going on. (example)
Web of Links
- !linuxmemes@lemmy.world: "I use Arch btw"
- !memes@lemmy.world: memes (you don't say!)
Yes, I have worked a corporate job and I know how it works.
No, I mean from other creatures in your local area. Big groups of them might come over and steal some of whatever you find for yourself.
Well, since I am homeless as well despite corporate job, I know how that works too.
Dang you really got the worst of all worlds.
Not really. Everything was exaggerated for comedic effect.
My bosses steal all the value I provide, I barely scrounge enough to stay alive.
Mermaids have evolved eyes at the front of their face. They are clearly predators.

Shark having an existential crisis.

I feel like half of the crocodiles are one and half the other
Mmm... Sharf fin soup...
I ate fermented shark meat in Iceland and I have never tasted something more disgusting and pervasive in my life. The taste just refused to go away. Plus it was -20 in the middle of the night while we were attempting to catch faint Aurora in the sky but all I could focus on was trying to swish enough saliva around in my mouth in an attempt to get rid of that smell.
So uhhh.... Save the sharks!
You supposed to be drinking vodka with it. Helps with the flavor.

Mermaids get mermaid magic and plot armour, failing that you can find a prince to stab your enemies with a fucking boat.
To be fair, Ariel wanted to be a human princess, not a working-class peasant like us.
Nah, she just wanted to be fucked silly by the prince.
I'd say Ursula fucker her harder with that contract
She was singing about wanting legs before she even met the prince, though.
@sarahscribbles is the source, some bastard must have deleted the signature
Thank you for adding back in
Expectation:

Reality:

Either way: Sebastian is lacking the Triton abs.
Prince Andrew:

Great for a day, then you begin to realize what you've given up. And then there's the dolphins, oh god, the dolphins.
Tell me about the dolphins
Sorry, you must complete the age verification process before being allowed to witness the activities of the dolphins.
I feel like when you're older than any online age verification process, you should be

grandfathered in.

No.
Missing frames:
Mermaid at dinner, crying, ripping apart a live lobster with her bare hands, hearing it scream to eat it
Human at dinner, cutting into a filet, wow, this is nice!
Real.
Artist is Sarah Anderson, whose name has been edited out of the image.
Quick! Buy a house from Netherlands.
Both successully transitionned