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Two images of a man holding a stick that look like a large hammer. The caption reads "We can all quit. This guy found the stick of all sticks."

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[–] JDPoZ@lemmy.world 32 points 5 days ago (1 children)
[–] IDew@lemmy.zip 9 points 5 days ago

More like stickbreaker

[–] chortle_tortle@mander.xyz 27 points 5 days ago (2 children)
[–] sudo@lemmy.today 5 points 4 days ago
[–] ulterno@programming.dev 1 points 4 days ago

Might as well use a whole tree.

[–] Goldholz@lemmy.blahaj.zone 30 points 5 days ago (1 children)
[–] capt_wolf@lemmy.world 4 points 5 days ago

Fetch the treasury! I must have it!

[–] KoboldCoterie@pawb.social 23 points 5 days ago (2 children)

Possessing that would have immediately declared you the King or Queen of the Playground when I was a kid. Nobody would have even thought to contest your rule.

[–] ameancow@lemmy.world 10 points 5 days ago (1 children)

Nah, it looks great but it's totally unwieldly and may in fact be dry-rotted out and may shatter if you actually try to use it to hammer the ground to send that imaginary Earth Shockwave towards your enemies. That would be pretty embarassing.

Intelligence is knowing it will bring you power. Wisdom is knowing that it's far too light to be effective.

[–] Dagnet@lemmy.world 5 points 5 days ago (1 children)

Except for a couple of envious kids trying to steal it

[–] toynbee@lemmy.world 4 points 5 days ago (1 children)

And they would have suffered its wraith!

[–] whelk@retrolemmy.com 4 points 4 days ago

Oh dang it's haunted

[–] Bonje@lemmy.world 11 points 5 days ago (1 children)
[–] squirrel@piefed.kobel.fyi 11 points 5 days ago (1 children)
[–] FauxLiving@lemmy.world 1 points 4 days ago

Thanks!

I wish the forums software would recognize links to other instances and add the correct reference (kind of like how it links to the original comment next to the poster's name.

[–] alejandra@lemmy.world 6 points 4 days ago

The search is officially over. Every kid's dream has finally been realized in one photo. That is a legendary find!

[–] FiniteBanjo@feddit.online 6 points 5 days ago (2 children)

If a serpent and an old woman asks for the stick give it to the woman.

[–] AngryCommieKender@lemmy.world 3 points 5 days ago

If an Old Man with 12 canaries asks for the stick, just give it to him. Don't talk to the canaries.

[–] BuboScandiacus@mander.xyz 1 points 4 days ago (1 children)
[–] FiniteBanjo@feddit.online 1 points 4 days ago (1 children)

The old woman is Thor in disguise and the serpent is his mortal enemy.

[–] BuboScandiacus@mander.xyz 1 points 4 days ago

Oh I see, thanks !

[–] aeronmelon@lemmy.world 5 points 5 days ago (1 children)
[–] stiffyGlitch@lemmy.world 1 points 4 days ago

I honestly have never played Skyrim but I feel like I have to. I just can't find time between playing Nintendo, watching Youtube, and browsing Lemmy! And ignoring the constantly mounting pile of neglected paperwork.

[–] zloubida@sh.itjust.works 4 points 5 days ago (1 children)

I feel more jealousy than when I found my wife in my best friend's bed.

[–] ameancow@lemmy.world 3 points 5 days ago (1 children)

Which were you more jealous of?

[–] Xerxos@lemmy.ml 3 points 4 days ago (2 children)

Sure, if you are into slow mêlée builds...

[–] mycodesucks@lemmy.world 4 points 4 days ago

Found the guy who rages at getting hit stunned.

[–] ogeist@lemmy.world 4 points 4 days ago

Yes, I expected this comment, thank you. As a non-tanker, quick, high-crit, with some effect (freeze for example) sticks are preferred

[–] yyyesss@lemmy.world 3 points 5 days ago

same comment from last time:

wow, pre-fused to a Hinox Horn!

[–] Bahnd@lemmy.world 2 points 5 days ago

He did it, he found the Warhammer Fourty Thousand.

[–] Gerudo@lemmy.zip 2 points 5 days ago

Assuming the photographer was his wife, can you imagine the conversation explaining why you need multiple pictures with a stick?

"You just wouldn't understand how important this moment is!"

[–] verdi@tarte.nuage-libre.fr 1 points 4 days ago

Stick with a golden name eh

[–] stupidcasey@lemmy.world 1 points 4 days ago

He who can pull the sword from the stone shall be king, just as is written I shall obey.

[–] ulterno@programming.dev 0 points 5 days ago

One stick to stick them all...