Fake: Anon's dad shows up
Gay: Anon is talking to other guys about games
this post was submitted on 25 Feb 2026
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We get it. You're a denizen of the internet. There's no badge, so don't wait by the mailbox. Now, can we get past repeating the same joke you and everyone else has read 1000 times?
Dad wants to go back in time and change events.
Flashback:
Anon's Dad sits in the living room playing Chrono Trigger
His girlfriend enters the room, wearing nothing but a smile and a pair of childbearing hips
"Why don't you stop playing that stupid game and come to the bedroom, Anon's Dad?"
"What did you just call m..."
"Oh shush!"
Reluctantly he gets up and follows her
Flash forward to today, seeing Anon's cluttered room:
"Shoulda kept playing Chrono Trigger."
anon is mad that his dad has taste
What about secret of mana?
I'm playing Chrono Trigger right now, second playthrough ever. It's good, but I wouldn't say that it's the Greatest GOAT of all time. It's no GoldenEye.
The greatest greatest of all time of all time?
I would discuss Chrono Trigger to change your mind, but that would be gay
/s 😜
This is Lemmy, that's encouraged I think.
you have too many typos in Disco Elysium
Weird ass way of spelling Command and Conquer
Crazy way of spelling Tony Hawk's American Wasteland
Going back to GoldenEye's control scheme is rough once you're used to using two joysticks.
That's right . which is why you should play the 360 remaster.
I can't go back to the OG 64 one after playing it
But it is so so soooo good!
You're correct, GoldenEye is a masterpiece, setting a high bar that would only ever be surpassed 10 years later by Duke Nukem
I have to wonder how pissed off this dude has to be every time he comes into his philistine son’s awful little home without a single crt. The fact that he’s willing to tolerate any of this goes to show how much he loves his son. That’s parenting goals.
Sorry, too busy to worry about "best game" because of my 11th playthrough of Final Fantasy Tactics
They just put out the remake for the war of the lions on steam a little while back, im on my second playthrough its great
I wish my dad was still alive
i wish your dad was still alive too.
guy fuckin ruled.
I also choose this guy's dead ~~wife~~ dad
Why don't you two find a room and talk about games.