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[–] NegativeLookBehind@kbin.social 122 points 2 years ago (4 children)

🎵 Honk Jesus honk

🎵 If u saves

🎵 If u love, love

🎵 Jesus, (Jesus) Jesus, Jesus, Jesus, Jesus (Jesus)

[–] threelonmusketeers@sh.itjust.works 20 points 2 years ago (1 children)

You missed "^TOYOTA JESUS".

[–] agent_flounder@lemmy.world 22 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Praise be to Toyota Jesus!

[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 7 points 2 years ago

Sorry, I only worship Buff Korean Jesus or better

[–] Diplomjodler@feddit.de 15 points 2 years ago (1 children)

That's going to be a smash hit.

[–] tacosplease@lemmy.world 12 points 2 years ago

While backing out. Because they can't see shit.

[–] turtlepower@lemm.ee 6 points 2 years ago

To the tune of Dance Magic Dance

[–] whaleross@lemmy.world 4 points 2 years ago

The Jesus Honky-Tonk.

[–] Snowpix@lemmy.ca 44 points 2 years ago (1 children)

This is what mental illness looks like.

[–] b0rlax@beehaw.org 7 points 2 years ago

Generational trauma for sure.

[–] experbia@kbin.social 43 points 2 years ago (1 children)

HONK JESUS HONK

[–] feedum_sneedson@lemmy.world 35 points 2 years ago (4 children)

Honk Jesus Honk

Great hymn.

[–] Master@lemm.ee 7 points 2 years ago

If you saves, If you love, love jesus, jesus, jesus, jesus, jesus!

[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 4 points 2 years ago

Jesus Honk the Goose Ashore is a banger

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[–] Toneswirly@lemmy.world 31 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Honk Jesus, Honk!

[–] threelonmusketeers@sh.itjust.works 9 points 2 years ago (1 children)

IF U SAVES IF U

[–] Unsustainable@lemmy.today 4 points 2 years ago

That's what I always say.

[–] notannpc@lemmy.world 23 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Don’t dead open inside

[–] MistressKitty@pawb.social 4 points 2 years ago (2 children)

Aww man, I miss that sub.

[–] notannpc@lemmy.world 3 points 2 years ago

It truly was a treat.

[–] FQQD@feddit.de 19 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (2 children)

Jesus Christ.

[–] Unsustainable@lemmy.today 7 points 2 years ago

I think they're actually referring to Jesus Hernandez from East LA.

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[–] PinkyCoyote@sopuli.xyz 17 points 2 years ago (1 children)

In case yall are trying to figure it out, I think it's intended to be 3 panels. Right and left saying 'honk if you love jesus' and the center panel saying 'jesus saves'. Just one man's guess tho, couldn't get into the mind of that person if i tried

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[–] iamericandre@lemmy.world 16 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Is Jesus supposed to help this moron see out the rear window when trying to merge or change lanes?

[–] agent_flounder@lemmy.world 5 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Naw Jesus is drivin. Owner is sitting in the back seat praying or something.

[–] PinkyCoyote@sopuli.xyz 6 points 2 years ago

Jesus take the wheel

[–] Tourma@lemmy.world 13 points 2 years ago

AI bumper stickers.

[–] Demdaru@lemmy.world 13 points 2 years ago

HONK JESUS HONK the goose said and thus I knew I overdosed

[–] Oddbin@lemmy.world 11 points 2 years ago (2 children)

Honk Jesus Honk, If u saves if u, Love love,Jesus jesus

[–] Magnetar@feddit.de 8 points 2 years ago

Honk Jesu, Shonk!

[–] casmael@lemm.ee 6 points 2 years ago

You forgot the three jesuses at the end there

Jesus Jesus

              Jesus
[–] captainlezbian@lemmy.world 8 points 2 years ago (2 children)

I’m just imagining some carpenter from a backwater in judea in the 0020s seeing his name used like this and wondering what the fuck causes this

[–] Unsustainable@lemmy.today 6 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Adhesives would certainly bewilder him.

[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 4 points 2 years ago

Dude some of these fancy adhesives bewilder me and I'm 1.5% glue by weight

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[–] Swarfega@lemm.ee 7 points 2 years ago

Can't see shit out the rear window. Smart driver

[–] curiousaur@reddthat.com 7 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Honk je shushonk.

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[–] NickwithaC@lemmy.world 6 points 2 years ago

"let's fit one more Jesus on there."

[–] No_Change_Just_Money@feddit.de 5 points 2 years ago

Jesus Christ

[–] LoamImprovement@beehaw.org 4 points 2 years ago

Jesus.

[–] BeardyGrumps@lemmy.world 4 points 2 years ago

Mother fucking bootleg cars.......

[–] chemical_cutthroat@lemmy.world 4 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

Same energy.

[–] tentaclius@lemm.ee 3 points 2 years ago

jesus jesus jesus it's a fire!

[–] BellaDonna@mujico.org 3 points 2 years ago

Honk JesuShonk

[–] rgb3x3@beehaw.org 3 points 2 years ago (6 children)

It's like Stockholm Syndrome with these people.

They're in love with their oppressor.

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