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Honk Jesús (sopuli.xyz)

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[-] NegativeLookBehind@kbin.social 117 points 7 months ago

🎵 Honk Jesus honk

🎵 If u saves

🎵 If u love, love

🎵 Jesus, (Jesus) Jesus, Jesus, Jesus, Jesus (Jesus)

[-] threelonmusketeers@sh.itjust.works 18 points 7 months ago

You missed "^TOYOTA JESUS".

[-] agent_flounder@lemmy.world 18 points 7 months ago

Praise be to Toyota Jesus!

[-] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 5 points 7 months ago

Sorry, I only worship Buff Korean Jesus or better

[-] Diplomjodler@feddit.de 14 points 7 months ago

That's going to be a smash hit.

[-] tacosplease@lemmy.world 10 points 7 months ago

While backing out. Because they can't see shit.

[-] turtlepower@lemm.ee 6 points 7 months ago

To the tune of Dance Magic Dance

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[-] Snowpix@lemmy.ca 42 points 7 months ago

This is what mental illness looks like.

[-] b0rlax@beehaw.org 6 points 7 months ago

Generational trauma for sure.

[-] experbia@kbin.social 41 points 7 months ago

HONK JESUS HONK

[-] Darkard@lemmy.world 57 points 7 months ago

[-] feedum_sneedson@lemmy.world 35 points 7 months ago

Honk Jesus Honk

Great hymn.

[-] Master@lemm.ee 7 points 7 months ago

If you saves, If you love, love jesus, jesus, jesus, jesus, jesus!

[-] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 4 points 7 months ago

Jesus Honk the Goose Ashore is a banger

[-] BluesF@feddit.uk 3 points 7 months ago

Best Country Bangers of 2023

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[-] Toneswirly@lemmy.world 31 points 7 months ago

Honk Jesus, Honk!

[-] threelonmusketeers@sh.itjust.works 9 points 7 months ago

IF U SAVES IF U

[-] Unsustainable@lemmy.today 4 points 7 months ago

That's what I always say.

[-] notannpc@lemmy.world 23 points 7 months ago

Don’t dead open inside

[-] MistressKitty@pawb.social 4 points 7 months ago

Aww man, I miss that sub.

[-] edgemaster72@lemmy.world 7 points 7 months ago

It's not super active but !dontdeadopeninside@lemmy.ohaa.xyz

[-] notannpc@lemmy.world 3 points 7 months ago

It truly was a treat.

[-] FQQD@feddit.de 19 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago)

Jesus Christ.

[-] Unsustainable@lemmy.today 7 points 7 months ago

I think they're actually referring to Jesus Hernandez from East LA.

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[-] PinkyCoyote@sopuli.xyz 17 points 7 months ago

In case yall are trying to figure it out, I think it's intended to be 3 panels. Right and left saying 'honk if you love jesus' and the center panel saying 'jesus saves'. Just one man's guess tho, couldn't get into the mind of that person if i tried

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[-] iamericandre@lemmy.world 16 points 7 months ago

Is Jesus supposed to help this moron see out the rear window when trying to merge or change lanes?

[-] agent_flounder@lemmy.world 5 points 7 months ago

Naw Jesus is drivin. Owner is sitting in the back seat praying or something.

[-] PinkyCoyote@sopuli.xyz 6 points 7 months ago

Jesus take the wheel

[-] Demdaru@lemmy.world 13 points 7 months ago

HONK JESUS HONK the goose said and thus I knew I overdosed

[-] Tourma@lemmy.world 13 points 7 months ago

AI bumper stickers.

[-] Oddbin@lemmy.world 11 points 7 months ago

Honk Jesus Honk, If u saves if u, Love love,Jesus jesus

[-] Magnetar@feddit.de 8 points 7 months ago

Honk Jesu, Shonk!

[-] casmael@lemm.ee 6 points 7 months ago

You forgot the three jesuses at the end there

Jesus Jesus

              Jesus

[-] captainlezbian@lemmy.world 8 points 7 months ago

I’m just imagining some carpenter from a backwater in judea in the 0020s seeing his name used like this and wondering what the fuck causes this

[-] Unsustainable@lemmy.today 6 points 7 months ago

Adhesives would certainly bewilder him.

[-] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 4 points 7 months ago

Dude some of these fancy adhesives bewilder me and I'm 1.5% glue by weight

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[-] Swarfega@lemm.ee 7 points 7 months ago

Can't see shit out the rear window. Smart driver

[-] curiousaur@reddthat.com 7 points 7 months ago

Honk je shushonk.

[-] Gumus@lemmy.world 3 points 7 months ago

Isn't that a Gorillaz song?

[-] NickwithaC@lemmy.world 6 points 7 months ago

"let's fit one more Jesus on there."

[-] No_Change_Just_Money@feddit.de 5 points 7 months ago

Jesus Christ

[-] BeardyGrumps@lemmy.world 4 points 7 months ago

Mother fucking bootleg cars.......

[-] chemical_cutthroat@lemmy.world 4 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago)

Same energy.

[-] LoamImprovement@beehaw.org 4 points 7 months ago

Jesus.

[-] rgb3x3@beehaw.org 3 points 7 months ago

It's like Stockholm Syndrome with these people.

They're in love with their oppressor.

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[-] tentaclius@lemm.ee 3 points 7 months ago

jesus jesus jesus it's a fire!

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