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Trump‘s ‘Board of Peace‘ Considers Stablecoin for Gaza Efforts: FT (media.thebrainbin.org)

submitted 1 week ago by Infrapink@thebrainbin.org to c/nottheonion@lemmy.world

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A Financial Times report suggested that the 'Board of Peace' established by Donald Trump is considering stablecoins as part of its efforts claiming to help rebuild Gaza.

According to a Monday Financial Times report, the board is in the preliminary stages of discussing whether a stablecoin could be used to help rebuild Gaza’s economy. A person familiar with the project reportedly said the stablecoin would not be a meme coin or a replacement for fiat currency, but rather “a means to allow Gazans to transact digitally.”

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[–] m4xie@lemmy.ca 2 points 6 days ago

I wouldn't bet in crypto, but I especially won't bet on Peace in the Middle East coin

[–] Wammityblam@lemmy.world 20 points 1 week ago

World‘s most famous fraudster continues to commit fraud, more at 11

[–] phutatorius@lemmy.zip 14 points 1 week ago

Another grift emerges. It's like the only thing he can do is be a corrupt piece of shit.

[–] the_wise_wolf@feddit.org 13 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Damn, I laughed at first because I misread the sub name as theonion... Stupid me.

[–] JustJack23@slrpnk.net 5 points 1 week ago

The happens with growing regularity nowadays...

[–] massive_bereavement@fedia.io 8 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I was expecting Donnie to look at the sign and exclaim: "No! I said Bored of Peace, not board of peace!"

[–] SpermHowitzer@sh.itjust.works 3 points 1 week ago

He is probably not literate enough to know how to spell bored vs board.

[–] devolution@lemmy.world 6 points 1 week ago

The grift. It just continues. Knowing our luck, Trump will destroy earth and move his grift to Alpha Centauri. 10 year old green girls all the way.

[–] Rentlar@lemmy.ca 6 points 1 week ago

Every part of this "Board of Peace" plan is designed to funnel money to Trump connected entities. Perhaps next meeting they'll discuss opening Trump's 7th casino attempt in the Gaza strip.

[–] Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com 6 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Reminder: Donald Trump, who held zero cryptocurrency before becoming president, now has significantly more wealth in crypto than everything else combined.

If you think any crypto initiative involving him in any way is not a way to make it easier for bad actors to bribe the current infestant of the US' most famous slave-built mansion with zero transparency, I have a mountain chalet in Florida to sell you.

[–] AngryCommieKender@lemmy.world 2 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

You can't sell that mountain chalet in Florida! I already sold it to Trump. I called it The Swiss Mar a Lago of Florida and he ate it up. He's planning on demolishing the current chalet with bunker buster bombs so that NOTHING can be salvaged, and is raiding Fort Knox to get several tons of gold to put on the planned Trump Resort and Tower.

[–] Wildmimic@anarchist.nexus 4 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Trump reportedly mulled a plan to tokenize land and use digital tokens to relocate and rehouse residents during a US occupation of the territory. He said in February 2025 that the US should “take over” Gaza and make it the “Riviera of the Middle East” before a ceasefire was in place.

Gentrification of Gaza incoming.

[–] ishartdoritos@lemmy.zip 2 points 1 week ago

Get your Gaza NFTs while they're hot.

Fuck this world and everyone with any power in it.