[-] SpermHowitzer@sh.itjust.works 2 points 4 days ago

Would that bring your loved one back?

[-] SpermHowitzer@sh.itjust.works 2 points 4 days ago

Yet Tim gets shocked when hanging on the fence when it turns on while he’s climbing down. I trust movie science far more than your acquired knowledge. Your ignorance is probably what’s holding you back from full blown deity.

[-] SpermHowitzer@sh.itjust.works 32 points 4 weeks ago

In fishing they’re called Googans (no idea of the etymology), but I dislike the idea of gatekeeping in general. If someone’s doing something dangerous, or their googanism is somehow ruining your enjoyment of your hobby, I get it, but otherwise why should you care?

[-] SpermHowitzer@sh.itjust.works 26 points 1 month ago

In my experience a lot of shutoff valves on faucets, particularly shower and tub faucets, are flathead screws.

[-] SpermHowitzer@sh.itjust.works 20 points 3 months ago

Haha, no. Birds aren’t even real.

[-] SpermHowitzer@sh.itjust.works 57 points 3 months ago

Do the other 20% just never go grocery shopping?!? I’m fortunate enough that food affordability isn’t an issue for me, but it would be very difficult not to notice that it’s significantly more expensive than it was pre-pandemic.

[-] SpermHowitzer@sh.itjust.works 26 points 4 months ago

Maybe they all just have iPad Pros.

[-] SpermHowitzer@sh.itjust.works 19 points 6 months ago

The most efficient way to jack off a large auditorium full of men.

[-] SpermHowitzer@sh.itjust.works 87 points 7 months ago

My dog will not drink from his bowl unless he sees me dump out yesterday’s water in the morning and fill it up with fridge water. My mom keeps a bowl for the dogs at her house, and the other day she filled it with tap water. One dog drank it, Snobface McGee did not. When my mom dumped it and refilled it with fridge water he drank it. He’s my buddy though so I will always make sure he has fresh fridge water.

[-] SpermHowitzer@sh.itjust.works 22 points 8 months ago

Please done just put salt down without shoveling. It makes piles of slushy salt that at best are a mess, but likely will re-freeze into an uneven hazard. It’s also really hard on dog’s paws. An able bodied guy should be able to use a shovel.

[-] SpermHowitzer@sh.itjust.works 47 points 8 months ago

You’re prostituting yourself for cheeseburgers again, aren’t you?

[-] SpermHowitzer@sh.itjust.works 176 points 8 months ago

I’m sure Freddie Mercury gets whatever he wants.

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