I thought I remembered Tommy needy drinky but I had forgotten that he also concisely identified himself as a lib, a divorced guy, and a landlord in the space of that one tweet
this post was submitted on 23 Feb 2026
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It’s legitimately some of the most frugal writing I’ve ever seen. If I read this in a novel, I’d applaud the author for giving me such a vivid impression of a character with so few words.
The “for sale, baby shoes” of his generation
for clarification its "for sale, baby shoes, never worn" as an example of a 6 word story that says a ton
i'd completely forgotten about the landlord part
he's literally worse than my memory allowed me to believe lmaoooo
It's like when you remember a tv show from your childhood and rewatch it as an adult and realise how cheaply made and half-assed it all was and it ruins the magic, but also creates a strange new understanding of it and leaves you a more mature and wiser person.
I never noticed his last name before, now this tweet will be associated in my mind with Al from Ministry. Yes, I know his last name is spelled slightly differently.
I needy drinky after reading this.
Any FUCKING questions?
Is that the date Bernie had his heart attack? Incidentally that was also the date when I became convinced Bernie would lose
was probably around the nevada primary
nevada primary wasn 2020 Feb 22
Ah ok. Nevada was when I remember the turbolibs going into full meltdown. This guy was ahead of his time.
heart attack was 2019 Oct 4
shathy needy drinky