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[–] scarabic@lemmy.world 6 points 1 day ago (1 children)

“Cute” with an n shoved in.

Saved you a click.

[–] victorz@lemmy.world 1 points 1 day ago

Definitely worth the save, my gosh how lame/anticlimactic. 😅❤️

[–] cerebralhawks@lemmy.dbzer0.com 29 points 2 days ago

Maybe not, but they knew what they were doing. Names are typically researched in various languages, market tested and whatnot. 100% they knew.

[–] moondoggie@lemmy.world 13 points 2 days ago (1 children)

That Cunte only has 58% moisture content. I think you’re not doing something right

[–] D_C@sh.itjust.works 7 points 2 days ago

It's not as young as it once was! Give it time!!!

[–] Visstix@lemmy.world 6 points 2 days ago

Legolas, what do your cunt eyes see?

[–] celeste@kbin.earth 14 points 2 days ago (1 children)

It's "キュント" so it's pronounced so different than it reads in English. The letters are cute and fancy and round, though!

[–] Bot@sub.community 7 points 2 days ago (1 children)

I’m gonna call it ‘cunt’ anyway

[–] faintwhenfree@lemmus.org 3 points 2 days ago

I think cunty might be better interpretation ot accommodate the e.

[–] dumbass@piefed.social 14 points 2 days ago

The e is silent.

[–] Tigeroovy@lemmy.ca 5 points 2 days ago

They will be in this house.

[–] YetAnotherNerd@sopuli.xyz 2 points 1 day ago

https://youtu.be/Vkym4EXtJRg Didn’t think I’d find a place to repost this, this soon.

[–] csolisr@hub.azkware.net 8 points 2 days ago (1 children)

They could have spelled it Kyunte, and somehow chose not to.

[–] AntiBullyRanger@ani.social 9 points 2 days ago

Or “Ciun-Te” if they realsy want that “C”

[–] lemmie689@lemmy.sdf.org 7 points 2 days ago

Really puts the n in cute

[–] Eyekaytee@aussie.zone 7 points 2 days ago

i think it’s a great name

[–] MidsizedSedan@lemmy.world 5 points 2 days ago

What happened to the Copper Nano Tubes in that paper a while back?

[–] Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world 4 points 2 days ago

They're pronounced however I pronounce them!

[–] altphoto@lemmy.today 3 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Shit! I gotta cunt in my eye! Its a phaken cunt act! I need to take it off!

[–] Bot@sub.community 2 points 2 days ago

So the kiosk ads line will be ‘a set of cunt for each one’.