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submitted 21 hours ago by NichEherVielleicht@feddit.org to c/programmer_humor@programming.dev

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[–] redparadise@lemmygrad.ml 2 points 9 hours ago

Ultimate proof that beta males are objectively superior, checkmate amateurs

[–] Walk_blesseD@piefed.blahaj.zone 20 points 17 hours ago

Unstable and not fit for public release

[–] rtxn@lemmy.world 37 points 21 hours ago

Like an alpha particle: very low penetrative power.

[–] lessthanluigi@lemmy.sdf.org 35 points 21 hours ago (3 children)

I'm a stable release male

[–] 30p87@feddit.org 5 points 14 hours ago

I'm a {core,extra,multilib}-testing gal

[–] SharkAttak@kbin.melroy.org 14 points 20 hours ago (1 children)

Me too, I pee every day.

[–] supersquirrel@sopuli.xyz 7 points 20 hours ago

Jealous, I only pee once in a piss-moon.

[–] FreshLight@sh.itjust.works 3 points 17 hours ago

Why the long face?

[–] UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world 27 points 20 hours ago (1 children)

Males haven't even hit beta yet?

This explains a lot

[–] jaybone@lemmy.zip 8 points 20 hours ago

There was an omega man. And a betta fish.

[–] MentalEdge@sopuli.xyz 13 points 18 hours ago

I think of myself as release candidate male.

Meaning, still waiting on feedback from testers before going public.

[–] Gork@sopuli.xyz 4 points 18 hours ago

I'm a rolling release male with vibe coded vibes.

[–] supersquirrel@sopuli.xyz 4 points 20 hours ago

Not technically Alpha, but the large corporation released him into the world before he was ready so more like "Should Still Be In Alpha".