A thing that should probably be mentioned with regards to Shi Yousan is that these are not entirely in order, because he betrayed Feng Yuxiang 3 non consecutive times.
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Fool me three times, and I can only assume you just want to watch the world burn
"Eight inches"
All I'm saying is idc if he betrays me as long as he hits my back walls
triple betrayal of Feng Yuxiang in 1926, 1929, and 1930
We're gonna need a better :fell-for-it-again-award:
Feng for it again 

THAT'S IT! HEXBEAR NEVER DISAPPOINTS! 
eight inches 'look he may have sold out the people he sold out the people he sold us out for but that thing be swangin'
Yeah what? Lmao
That's such the worst way to flip flop. You want to get your time in with warlords or Japan first, flip to nationalists, then flip to communists, then you get to be a national hero.
Thats basically Zhang Xueliang
Bastard of Three Fathers walked so Slave of Six Surnames could run.
last defection was to the Japanese
died in 1940

but it says "subsequently betrayed"
If wikipedia is to be believed, Chiang Kai-shek ordered him to be buried alive when they discovered he was planning to defect to the Japanese.
Real life Revolver Ocelot

He must have had a sick military uniform collection, but there were much better ways to acquire it.
A modern Alcibiades!
Military career
Allegiance
Athens (432–415 BC)
Sparta (415–412 BC)
Persia (412–411 BC)
Branch
Athenian military (432–415 BC)
Spartan army (415–412 BC)
Achaemenid military (412–411 BC)
Okay but according to Assassins Creed he was a cute twink
He can't keep getting away with it!
Always felt bad for Alcibiades, dude got fucked over for trying to actually win the war.
A tragic anti-hero, yes, and thus the most Athenian out of anyone, but every time I go back to the sources I find him worse and worse. I read a fun paper a while back that pointed out that all of his claims to fame were almost winning something. With the exception, I suppose, of the Olympic chariot teams he sponsored, and even there he hedged his bets by entering seven teams.
Plus he has all sorts of domestic violence anecdotes and stories like "Alcibiades once went into a bookshop and asked for some Homer. The bookseller said he was all out of Homer. At this Alcibiades wittily punched him in the face."
8 inches
is that enough to make a heap

i think i just learned about my new hero and he's dead so it's impossible to meet him and dispel the worship. lol
