Ohio Become Human
badposting
badposting is a comm where you post badly
This is not a !the_dunk_tank@hexbear.net alternative. This is not a !memes@hexbear.net alternative. This is a place for you to post your bad posts.
Ever had a really shitty bit idea? Joke you want to take way past the point of where it was funny? Want to feel like a stand-up comedy guy who's been bombing a set for the past 30 minutes straight and at this point is just saying shit to see if people react to it? Really bad pun? A homemade cringe concoction? A cognitohazard that you have birthed into this world and have an urge to spread like chain mail?
Rules:
- Do not post good posts.
- Unauthorized goodposting is to be punished in the manner of commenting the phrase "GOOD post" followed by an emoji that has not yet been used in the thread
- Use an emoticon/kaomoji/rule-three-abiding ASCII art if the rations run out
- This is not a comm where you direct people to other people's bad posts. This is a comm where you post badly.
- This rule intentionally left blank.
- If you're struck for rule 3, skill issue, not allowed to complain about it.
Code of Conduct applies just as much here as it does everywhere else. Technically, CoC violations are bad posts. On the other hand: L + ratio + get ~~better~~ worse material bozo

BIRBD
if anything birds are more likely to shit on the floor though
RIGHT?!? Like, anything besides a human is more likely. Unless you’re Kaitlin Bennett.
I will revisit my experiment
TIL my little asshole dog is a human
Well played Diogenes, well played
ok but what does the size of the dog's asshole have to do with that
Smaller poops
I'll shit on my balls but that's it.
hrmm i guess that'll have to do
Sus
The real proof you’re human is when it gets caught in your underwear instead of making it to the floor.
I don't have time to check your undies. Poop. Floor. NOW.
You’ve scared me so much everything is just tightly clenched right now.
I can wait
Oh good, those NOWs get awfully insistent on speed
Sorry, I am constipated.
My condolences. Please return when you are regular
Take a poop on the floor in front of us! Now turn it into wine!
Come here and witness the holes in my hands. I poop through them

Yeah well I'm sick of AI pretending to be human, and if you can't pass my pooring test then I'm afraid it's Lights Out for you, punk

you better not shit on the floor you son of a bitch! i'm going back to italia. arrivederci!