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badposting

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badposting is a comm where you post badly


This is not a !the_dunk_tank@hexbear.net alternative. This is not a !memes@hexbear.net alternative. This is a place for you to post your bad posts.

Ever had a really shitty bit idea? Joke you want to take way past the point of where it was funny? Want to feel like a stand-up comedy guy who's been bombing a set for the past 30 minutes straight and at this point is just saying shit to see if people react to it? Really bad pun? A homemade cringe concoction? A cognitohazard that you have birthed into this world and have an urge to spread like chain mail?


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  2. This is not a comm where you direct people to other people's bad posts. This is a comm where you post badly.
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Code of Conduct applies just as much here as it does everywhere else. Technically, CoC violations are bad posts. On the other hand: L + ratio + get ~~better~~ worse material bozo

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[–] Goblinmancer@hexbear.net 5 points 2 days ago

Ohio Become Human

[–] Dort_Owl@hexbear.net 6 points 2 days ago (1 children)
[–] KuroXppi@hexbear.net 4 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (1 children)
[–] Blakey@hexbear.net 4 points 2 days ago (2 children)

if anything birds are more likely to shit on the floor though

[–] Trying2KnowMyself@hexbear.net 4 points 2 days ago

RIGHT?!? Like, anything besides a human is more likely. Unless you’re Kaitlin Bennett.

[–] KuroXppi@hexbear.net 3 points 2 days ago

I will revisit my experiment

[–] SchillMenaker@hexbear.net 4 points 2 days ago (1 children)

TIL my little asshole dog is a human

Well played Diogenes, well played

[–] SockOlm@hexbear.net 4 points 2 days ago (1 children)

ok but what does the size of the dog's asshole have to do with that

[–] SchillMenaker@hexbear.net 1 points 1 day ago

Smaller poops

[–] microfiche@hexbear.net 5 points 2 days ago (2 children)

I'll shit on my balls but that's it.

[–] KuroXppi@hexbear.net 6 points 2 days ago

disgost hrmm i guess that'll have to do

[–] Keld@hexbear.net 4 points 2 days ago
[–] Trying2KnowMyself@hexbear.net 5 points 2 days ago (1 children)

The real proof you’re human is when it gets caught in your underwear instead of making it to the floor.

[–] KuroXppi@hexbear.net 5 points 2 days ago (1 children)

I don't have time to check your undies. Poop. Floor. NOW.

[–] Trying2KnowMyself@hexbear.net 3 points 2 days ago (1 children)

You’ve scared me so much everything is just tightly clenched right now.

[–] KuroXppi@hexbear.net 3 points 2 days ago (1 children)
[–] Trying2KnowMyself@hexbear.net 3 points 2 days ago

Oh good, those NOWs get awfully insistent on speed

[–] radio_free_asgarthr@hexbear.net 4 points 2 days ago (1 children)
[–] KuroXppi@hexbear.net 1 points 2 days ago

My condolences. Please return when you are regular

[–] BobDole@hexbear.net 3 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Take a poop on the floor in front of us! Now turn it into wine!

[–] KuroXppi@hexbear.net 2 points 2 days ago

Come here and witness the holes in my hands. I poop through them

[–] FlakesBongler@hexbear.net 3 points 2 days ago (1 children)
[–] KuroXppi@hexbear.net 3 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Yeah well I'm sick of AI pretending to be human, and if you can't pass my pooring test then I'm afraid it's Lights Out for you, punk

[–] huf@hexbear.net 2 points 2 days ago

you better not shit on the floor you son of a bitch! i'm going back to italia. arrivederci!