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[–] purpleworm@hexbear.net 28 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

You can have triangulation

You can have the votes that it brings

You can have reduction of harm

You can have my everything

[–] Sickos@hexbear.net 25 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

vote me I compromise with both sides

vote me {I've got no soul to sell|this line still works}

vote me The fundraising you do for me

Helps me be a capitalist shill

[–] NephewAlphaBravo@hexbear.net 17 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

we spread our tent wide open, to let the right wing in

we leave a trail of disappointment everywhere we've been

we have the blood of a reptile just beneath our skin

i didn't even need to change that third line in

[–] Aradino@hexbear.net 5 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Exceptional set of posts. Well done to you all

[–] crazycraw@crazypeople.online 6 points 1 month ago

kinda I want to .. continue this thread.

[–] Damarcusart@hexbear.net 22 points 1 month ago (1 children)

"I wanna fuck you like a liberal. It means I'll spend the entire time telling you how much worse at sex the other guy is, all while not actually doing anything myself."

[–] kittenzrulz123@lemmy.dbzer0.com 18 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I would imagine that means the person offering the most vanilla sex imaginable, with a tiny dick, and then not even fulfilling that promise. Then immediately walking away and going no contact for the next four years.

[–] ShimmeringKoi@hexbear.net 11 points 1 month ago

And then blaming you for hoping for more

[–] invalidusernamelol@hexbear.net 17 points 1 month ago

Nine Inch Ballots

[–] grendahlgrendahlgen@hexbear.net 12 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] Commiechameleon@hexbear.net 4 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Actually that might be the liberal spiral kelly still gave you an updoot though comrade

[–] Johnny_Arson@hexbear.net 12 points 1 month ago (1 children)

You bring me closer to Klob

[–] glimmer_twin@hexbear.net 8 points 1 month ago (1 children)

It was right there dude. So disappointed in OP

[–] Commie_Chameleon@hexbear.net 3 points 1 month ago

I’ll do better next time