I'd prefer to treat Epstein vacationers in a humane and ethical manner, as we would any living creature. The abattoir will use a bolt gun to the skull to render them unconscious. Then we'll drain the blood from their venous system, and send the carcass off for further processing. Ideally a composting facility.
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Please hold a moment and consider the poor fuck who will have to clean up!
Traditional head removal options are much cleaner and i would argue quicker.
Just make the next ones in line clean it out. When we don't have any more next ones, we won't need to clean it up anyway. Leave it as a monument to what happens when you do that shit.
No need to clean it up. Just let it sit there, ready to go in case anyone else gets any funny ideas.
If weβre entertaining this fantasy future, I imagine it would not be cleaned and would end up in a museum somewhere.
Sprayed with epoxy or something to seal in the smelly gunk, I imagine. Gotta immortalize the pedo bits for future generations.
Biodiesel
Just hose it down afterward. Make sure the run-off makes it to one of their insulated communities. Maybe some Lysol spray as well.
Prove it!
To shreds you say..
And their accomplices?

The guillotine of the 21st century!
I got $50 to help buy one.
I just got my tax refund