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Ever had a really shitty bit idea? Joke you want to take way past the point of where it was funny? Want to feel like a stand-up comedy guy who's been bombing a set for the past 30 minutes straight and at this point is just saying shit to see if people react to it? Really bad pun? A homemade cringe concoction? A cognitohazard that you have birthed into this world and have an urge to spread like chain mail?


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When I had my vasectomy I didn't get any 'pre-procedure' prep instructions. I wasn't sure if I needed to shave my sac or if they would... I decided that since I was paying for it then I'd go for the full experience and let them do it. They didn't. The doc went in, did the snips and then closed it up with stitches and glue. Glue on a hairy sac is not fun, at all. On day 4 I was getting curious just how much glue was still left and how things were looking, so I pulled out my phone and snapped a few pics.

I thought I had deleted them, but about a month ago I was scrolling through some photos when I suddenly found several photos of the nastiest bruised, hairy and glued balls your never want to see.

[–] godlessworm@hexbear.net 23 points 16 hours ago

currently fighting a court case over this exact thing, will let you know how it plays out

[–] CrawlMarks@hexbear.net 8 points 14 hours ago

Dead dove do not eat

[–] TheBroodian@hexbear.net 15 points 16 hours ago* (last edited 13 hours ago) (1 children)

I'm not sure. 🤔 Why don't you test that here and we can find out together?

[–] Snort_Owl@hexbear.net 17 points 16 hours ago* (last edited 16 hours ago) (2 children)
[–] Speaker@hexbear.net 3 points 10 hours ago

They call me Le Jongleur Dangereux

[–] microfiche@hexbear.net 9 points 16 hours ago (2 children)

cavalier of you to assume the recipient speaks English. You need a multiple language warning similar to this:

Volcel police

[–] microfiche@hexbear.net 7 points 16 hours ago (1 children)

What the fuck the volcel cops aren't showing up typical

[–] Snort_Owl@hexbear.net 5 points 16 hours ago

It’s an inside job

[–] VOLCEL_POLICE@hexbear.net 3 points 15 hours ago (1 children)

The VOLCEL POLICE are on the scene! PLEASE KEEP YOUR VITAL ESSENCES TO YOURSELVES AT ALL TIMES.

نحن شرطة VolCel.بناءا على تعليمات الهيئة لترويج لألعاب الفيديو و النهي عن الجنس نرجوا الإبتعاد عن أي أفكار جنسية و الحفاظ على حيواناتكم المنويَّة حتى يوم الحساب. اتقوا الله، إنك لا تراه لكنه يراك.

volcel-police

[–] microfiche@hexbear.net 3 points 13 hours ago (1 children)

Two HOURS late. You prevented nothing.

[–] Speaker@hexbear.net 2 points 10 hours ago (1 children)

That's called verisimilitude.

[–] microfiche@hexbear.net 2 points 9 hours ago

excellent word usage

[–] abc@hexbear.net 5 points 15 hours ago
[–] ThermonuclearHoxha@hexbear.net 9 points 18 hours ago (1 children)

It's recommended to take the picture after an orchiectomy so that it technically is classified as medical waste.

Unsolicited cherry picture:

[–] Snort_Owl@hexbear.net 13 points 18 hours ago (1 children)

Removing my balls for a bit post on hexbear

[–] ClathrateG@hexbear.net 10 points 17 hours ago* (last edited 17 hours ago) (1 children)

Removing my bits for a ball post on hexbear

[–] lurker_supreme@hexbear.net 9 points 18 hours ago (1 children)

when you send pics of your balls to strangers you have to be considerate of the language barrier. make sure you use concise medical terminology to avoid mishaps! i would suggest CW: my scrotum

this avoids any sort of issues with slang interpretation.

now post sack

[–] Snort_Owl@hexbear.net 9 points 17 hours ago (3 children)
[–] DragonBallZinn@hexbear.net 12 points 17 hours ago

That’s a good sack.

[–] Johnny_Arson@hexbear.net 10 points 17 hours ago

When it's real dry sometimes that's what it feels like.

[–] DragonBallZinn@hexbear.net 5 points 17 hours ago

The ethics of posting hog.

Babe, wake up, new struggle session just dropped.