badposting
badposting is a comm where you post badly
This is not a !the_dunk_tank@hexbear.net alternative. This is not a !memes@hexbear.net alternative. This is a place for you to post your bad posts.
Ever had a really shitty bit idea? Joke you want to take way past the point of where it was funny? Want to feel like a stand-up comedy guy who's been bombing a set for the past 30 minutes straight and at this point is just saying shit to see if people react to it? Really bad pun? A homemade cringe concoction? A cognitohazard that you have birthed into this world and have an urge to spread like chain mail?
Rules:
- Do not post good posts.
- Unauthorized goodposting is to be punished in the manner of commenting the phrase "GOOD post" followed by an emoji that has not yet been used in the thread
- Use an emoticon/kaomoji/rule-three-abiding ASCII art if the rations run out
- This is not a comm where you direct people to other people's bad posts. This is a comm where you post badly.
- This rule intentionally left blank.
- If you're struck for rule 3, skill issue, not allowed to complain about it.
Code of Conduct applies just as much here as it does everywhere else. Technically, CoC violations are bad posts. On the other hand: L + ratio + get ~~better~~ worse material bozo
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When I had my vasectomy I didn't get any 'pre-procedure' prep instructions. I wasn't sure if I needed to shave my sac or if they would... I decided that since I was paying for it then I'd go for the full experience and let them do it. They didn't. The doc went in, did the snips and then closed it up with stitches and glue. Glue on a hairy sac is not fun, at all. On day 4 I was getting curious just how much glue was still left and how things were looking, so I pulled out my phone and snapped a few pics.
I thought I had deleted them, but about a month ago I was scrolling through some photos when I suddenly found several photos of the nastiest bruised, hairy and glued balls your never want to see.
Blued balls