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Adafruit: From Ultimate Driving Machine to Ultimate Rent-Seeking Machine: The BMW Logo Screw Patent.

If you haven’t already heard, BMW’s R&D teams have been busy “innovating.” Unfortunately, they aren’t focusing on the things that actually matter—like stellar engine performance or the legendary driving dynamics that gearheads love. Instead, the C-suite execs decided that the best use of their engineering budget was to design a proprietary security screw specifically intended to prevent BMW drivers from fixing their own cars.

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[–] CADmonkey@lemmy.world 2 points 1 hour ago

Harbor freight will have these weird screwdriver tips in a kit within 12 months.

[–] toynbee@lemmy.world 4 points 2 hours ago (1 children)

I like the PlayStation stylized screw much more.

Stylized screw from within a PlayStation. It bears symbols from the faces of controller buttons

(Original credit for the image goes to an old reddit post)

[–] RagingRobot@lemmy.world 2 points 42 minutes ago (2 children)
[–] toynbee@lemmy.world 1 points 3 minutes ago

Haha, nice.

Funnily enough I've been talking to people a lot about screw types recently. My wife was taking some hardware out of the house and cursing the varied kinds of screws used during installation; a friend and co-worker has been obsessed with the varieties ever since I met him; and my six year old found some of the screws dropped by my wife and asked why they were different.

[–] Dultas@lemmy.world 1 points 8 minutes ago

The O ones are the hardest to get out.

[–] lechekaflan@lemmy.world 3 points 2 hours ago

As if it wasn't enough to stuff the whole fucking engine bay so that it gets harder to fix.

[–] tackleberry@thelemmy.club 34 points 5 hours ago (1 children)

Remember kids, every screw is a flathead with an angle grinder

[–] LikeableLime@piefed.social 6 points 3 hours ago

A dremel with a metal cutting wheel is easier to carry!

[–] Atomic@sh.itjust.works 22 points 5 hours ago (1 children)

There is a really, really simple solution to this problem. This might sound crazy, but hear me out. Maybe don't buy their cars? Not like there's a lack of competition.

[–] PrettyFlyForAFatGuy@feddit.uk 5 points 3 hours ago (1 children)

The new bimmers are ugly as sin.

I say that as someone who loved his e90

[–] kalpol@lemmy.ca 1 points 2 hours ago

I loved my E36. Every one I see now is a clapped out POS except an occasional M3

[–] postmateDumbass@lemmy.world 6 points 5 hours ago (1 children)

Well, it will prevent me from ever considering purchase of such a boobie trap.

[–] can@sh.itjust.works 5 points 4 hours ago* (last edited 3 hours ago)

Has BMW *ever done anything for the consumer?

[–] Formfiller@lemmy.world 4 points 4 hours ago (1 children)

Looks like a future stripped screw nightmare waiting to happen

[–] Pogbom@lemmy.world 2 points 1 hour ago

Perfect opportunity for another $400 in labour from the dealership!

[–] jjlinux@lemmy.zip 40 points 10 hours ago (12 children)

No biggie. In less than a week we'll have thousands of Chinese Amazon sellers providing these tools to everyone for lose to.

[–] Atomic@sh.itjust.works 3 points 5 hours ago (1 children)

It's almost, as if the article answers that question with a resounding "no, that's not going to help either."

But the novelty wears off the moment you consider the physics. Because this head prioritizes branding over utility, neither the bit nor the screw head can withstand the torque of a standard Torx or Hex fastener. The result? Broken bits, stripped screws, and more time spent on what would otherwise be a simple task.

[–] JohnEdwa@sopuli.xyz 1 points 33 minutes ago

neither the bit nor the screw head can withstand the torque of a standard Torx or Hex fastener

Which "standard" Torx head? Maximum torque of 0.43Nm of a T5? Or maybe 10.5Nm of a T20? 132Nm of a T50? T60 is rated for 437Nm.

If you need a bolt that can handle 50Nm, you put a head that's sized to that on the bolt.
If it's a Torx, you put a T40. If it's Hex, you put an 8mm on it. And if it's a stupid BMW one, you pick the size that can handle 50Nm. The shape doesn't matter.

[–] Modern_medicine_isnt@lemmy.world 13 points 8 hours ago (1 children)

Yes, but. If they add enough "special" things you need, that will reduce the number of average people and independent mechanics that will go through the trouble of getting all the "special" tools. Thier goal isn't to stop you. It's to inconvenience enough people so that they won't bother. Which drives more business to thier shops, which in turn makes them more money. And since they are publicly traded, it doesn't even have to actually make them money. Just make the market think it might.

[–] bridgeenjoyer@sh.itjust.works 3 points 5 hours ago (2 children)

Its all a plan. People think I'm a conspiracy nut when i explain it. I think they're dumb for not seeing it. Capitalism is the best planned scam.

I tie it all into how a public company's board has a fiduciary responsability to the shareholders legally. Which means they can (and often do) get sued for doing whats best for the customer over the shareholders. It sometimes clicks with people.
And many who don't see it aren't dumb per se. They are more or less refusing to see it because they would have to realize that they are the slaves or pawns, or cogs in the machine. And they are not in control of thier destiny. Thats a hard thing for a lot of people to swalllow. Especially since there isn't much they can do about it.

[–] postmateDumbass@lemmy.world 3 points 5 hours ago

This is the only focus on the ultra wealthy market, let the wanna be people pay too much, and fuck the rest of the low profit margin people.

Good news is this how you get a French/Russian Revolution. Eventually.

[–] Buddahriffic@lemmy.world 7 points 9 hours ago (1 children)

Yeah, security screws are security theatre. I had an electronics screw driver set that came with a bunch of the rarer screw bits by default. Actually ran into one I didn't have, then noticed another set with that one (plus other features like the long bendy bit for hard to reach screws) next time I was in the tool section and just bought it.

That said, I won't be needing this one. Driving a BMW would go against the image I'm trying to cultivate of not being an asshole.

[–] jjlinux@lemmy.zip 1 points 2 hours ago (1 children)

BMW drivers have this fame of being douchebags (most absolutely are) , which makes me wonder, how the hell do we describe Tesla drivers then?

[–] kalpol@lemmy.ca 2 points 2 hours ago (1 children)
[–] jjlinux@lemmy.zip 1 points 2 hours ago

In my head that sounds like what they actually want to be called, not what they are. I'm pretty sure those drivers actually want to come across as arrogant.

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[–] spacesatan@leminal.space 6 points 8 hours ago (1 children)

Why is it repost weekend this weekend? Feels like half of my feed sorted by active is reposts.

[–] lazynooblet@lazysoci.al 6 points 6 hours ago

Welcome to the internet. We hope you enjoy your stay!

[–] RattlerSix@lemmy.world 24 points 11 hours ago (3 children)

"specifically intended to prevent BMW drivers from fixing their own cars."

Give me a break.

I hate to break it to people but every manufacturer has a lot of brand specific tools. You need a special socket for Toyota head bolts, 10 point sockets for Honda suspensions, a special multipoint socket for Audis, a special socket for Mercedes lug nuts and it's good to have a 21.5mm for Fords. 5 point security torx are starting to pop up on GMs.

That's just an example of a few sockets, the deeper you go into a car, the higher the possibility that you need a $400 special tool or kit for a specific manufacturer, or even specific year or engine.

[–] bcgm3@lemmy.world 2 points 6 hours ago

Sure, they can afford a luxury foreign automobile, but one particular drill bit? We're not made of money!

[–] innermachine@lemmy.world 13 points 11 hours ago* (last edited 11 hours ago)

I also highly doubt this screw is made with intention to keep users out of repairing their cars. I guarantee they are dress ups for engine bay/ interior. Having the bmw logo along panel screws looks far more puff than a bunch of torx screws. Every car requires either special tools or special software to work on, NO exceptions in modern vehicles. You cannot truly clear error codes from a Chrysler without a subscription to their gateway and internet access. You can go in limp mode where there's no service and ur 3k autel scanner won't help you without wifi as it cannot connect to the gateway. I don't give a crap about special fasteners that's the name of the game, my gripes are what they do on the computer side of things to lock you out. Right to repair just means you have the right to pay dealer networks thousands a year for the privilege of accessing your own modules on ur car with your scanner. What a fucking racket.

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[–] doingthestuff@lemy.lol 2 points 6 hours ago (1 children)

I like to fix or upgrade people's PCs here and there. I always tell people not to buy HP. There are 100 reasons, but one big one is they won't just use regular fucking screws.

[–] dandu3@lemmy.world 6 points 5 hours ago (1 children)

WTF are you talking about? They use Philips or torx.

[–] doingthestuff@lemy.lol 1 points 4 hours ago (2 children)

It's always torx. I don't need them for anything else. And yeah I own a couple of torx bits but I have a really nice selection of Philips I keep right at hand. But like I said, that's just one of many reasons.

[–] cactusupyourbutt@lemmy.world 1 points 2 hours ago

sorry, but torx is vastly superior to philipps, and my preferred style of screws

[–] titanicx@lemmy.zip 1 points 3 hours ago

Don't start don't construction and commercial IT, torx all over.

[–] Treczoks@lemmy.world 156 points 16 hours ago (15 children)

As soon as the rollout for BMW dealers starts, Chinese toolmakers will churn out compatible bits and screwdrivers. They might even be on the market before the BMW dealers have them in the mail.

[–] anomnom@sh.itjust.works 1 points 2 hours ago

Ifixit does this with apple’s fasteners. I bet they have plans for the BMW ones now too.

[–] Steve@startrek.website 50 points 14 hours ago

Every dollar store has a variety pack of “security screw” drivers

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[–] dhork@lemmy.world 58 points 15 hours ago (4 children)

If BMW truly wants to innovate, they should work on fixing their turn signals. They must always be in a state of disrepair, because I rarely see a BMW driver use them....

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