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[–] LasseKB@sopuli.xyz 50 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Okay, first of all, I'm not pretending

[–] Voroxpete@sh.itjust.works 24 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Who the fuck is? Werthers are fucking delicious.

[–] LasseKB@sopuli.xyz 4 points 1 day ago

Right? 😄

[–] snooggums@piefed.world 12 points 1 day ago

Second of all, flirting with senior citizens is an ego boost and nobody is gonna stop me.

Au contraire! I'm the one pretending NOT to like Werther's so my girlfriend doesn't get worried every time I pass the local nursing home.

[–] negativenull@piefed.world 20 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] snooggums@piefed.world 5 points 1 day ago

I think of those as ant and uncle candy and Werther's as old people candy. Both are awesome!

[–] Berengaria_of_Navarre@lemmy.world 4 points 1 day ago (1 children)

80 year old pussy is still pussy. I don't see the problem.

[–] DragonTypeWyvern@midwest.social 4 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (1 children)

https://www.singlecare.com/blog/news/herpes-statistics/

TL;DR as you age if you have more than a lifelong partner herpes is less of a risk and more of a certainty and you're just crossing your fingers that you'll be asymptomatic, and the quickest way for a young person to catch it is to fuck old people.

[–] rumschlumpel@feddit.org 5 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (2 children)

Werther's makes soft chocolate-/caramel-based sweets, too. They're awesome! Bet you can't get those in the US tho, lol

[–] writeonly@lemmy.world 2 points 13 hours ago

The best thing they make imho is the popcorn. It's like regular popcorn that someone poured the same weight in melted werthers originals over.

I've seen those in the US. At least the caramel ones, not sure about chocolate. I tend to favor gummy bears so I'm not up on the non-technicolor candy market.

[–] thisbenzingring@lemmy.today 8 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (1 children)

werthers have a good crunch to them, if you gots the teeth....

[–] EisFrei@lemmy.world 4 points 1 day ago

And the shards are just as sharp as a flint knife!

[–] GandalftheBlack@feddit.org 4 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I liked them when I was a child, now they're probably too sweet for me

[–] snooggums@piefed.world 4 points 1 day ago

They are on the milder side of sweetness for candy in the US.

[–] MacaqueAndCheese@lemmy.ca 3 points 1 day ago (2 children)

My baseball coach was telling me about this time he and his dentist went out for drinks and found a urine soaked pancake under their table, they brought it home and extracted the urine so they could send it off for DNA testing. Turned out the DNA belonged to Werther himself, they couldn't believe it so they hopped on their scooters and went to a store to buy some Werther's original to melt into a syrup to use on the pancake that no longer contained any urine after the extraction. He said it was probably the best pancake they've ever had, but every time they've gone back to that bar for drinks they never found another of those pancake treats.

[–] lime@feddit.nu 19 points 1 day ago (2 children)
[–] zikzak025@lemmy.world 6 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Some new novelty account, has been showing up in popular threads just posting nonsense. Normally I'd assume it's some bot, but bots these days are better about sounding coherent.

[–] MacaqueAndCheese@lemmy.ca 6 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Novelty bot perhaps? I'll get bored soon enough and fade into obscurity. But for now, I'll leave you with this recipe for cigarette gumbo:

Ingredients: -64 lbs plain cigarettes -2lbs menthol cigarettes -several car batteries -your local lake

Directions:

  1. Put everything in the lake on a hot sunny day
  2. Let sit for 44 hours
  3. Scoop into bowls
  4. Share with the community
[–] wizardbeard@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Man, your account's a year old and you've only just now started posting odd non-sequituers.

Why the sudden change? Everything ok? Lemmy's fairly welcoming, not like you're going to get dunked on for making more normal comments.

[–] MacaqueAndCheese@lemmy.ca 6 points 1 day ago

Well my main account I created a few years ago when Reddit stopped supporting third party apps like rif. Used it for a while then forgot about it and created this one, then forgot about it. Now I'm just having a bit of fun if you catch my drift.

[–] MacaqueAndCheese@lemmy.ca 0 points 1 day ago

I didn't say anything

[–] KSPAtlas@sopuli.xyz 1 points 20 hours ago

New copypasta just dropped

[–] FalschgeldFurkan@lemmy.world 1 points 1 day ago

"Back in my day they were called Werther's Echte!!!"