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[–] came_apart_at_Kmart@hexbear.net 62 points 2 months ago (4 children)

all a high-end luxury home with lots of security says to me is "there's a prize inside!"

[–] FALGSConaut@hexbear.net 31 points 2 months ago

We call that environmental storytelling

[–] BanMeFromPosting@hexbear.net 28 points 2 months ago

I'm sure some esteemed deeds are commemorated here!

[–] anotherspinelessdem@lemmy.ml 27 points 2 months ago

It's like a kinder egg! 😋

[–] Evil_Shrubbery@thelemmy.club 18 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (4 children)

The prize: slowing the environmental & biodiversity collapse, and a bit more freedom to society, also some polluted meat & bones.

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[–] JoeByeThen@hexbear.net 57 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Learn to hack, learn to quadcopter/drone. freedom-hater

[–] FlakesBongler@hexbear.net 45 points 2 months ago (3 children)

How hard would it be to program around a dozen drones or so to execute a coordinated kamikaze attack?

It's for a book, I swear

[–] JoeByeThen@hexbear.net 19 points 2 months ago (2 children)

If only the left weren't so anti-ai.

[–] FlakesBongler@hexbear.net 39 points 2 months ago (1 children)

I'm only anti-AI in the sense that under our current system, it's only being used as a means to deprive us of our means to make a living

I want cool shit like robot buddies and holodeck simulator games, but not if it's destroying the environment and ruining people's lives

[–] JoeByeThen@hexbear.net 21 points 2 months ago (2 children)

Anything under capitalism is gonna do that anyway. 🤷 Did you think using Google as a spellchecker all these years was green? Lol.

[–] FlakesBongler@hexbear.net 26 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Spellchecker? I just move my fingers really fast and it usually works out

40 grand on a college education reallg panned out for me kitty-birthday-sad

[–] JoeByeThen@hexbear.net 16 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Dictionary, spellchecker, whatevs. None of this (waves arms around) has ever been efficient or sustainable.

[–] Abracadaniel@hexbear.net 15 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Famously compute heavy spellcheck.

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[–] purpleworm@hexbear.net 27 points 2 months ago (1 children)

I don't think you want generative "AI" to program a coordinated kamikaze drone attack.

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[–] KnilAdlez@hexbear.net 12 points 2 months ago

We can abstract it to the idea of a video game. Imagine a video game with a dozen enemies all attacking the player with none overlapping. Easy peasy.

[–] 30_to_50_Feral_PAWGs@hexbear.net 51 points 2 months ago (1 children)
[–] NOPper@lemmy.dbzer0.com 12 points 2 months ago (1 children)
[–] 30_to_50_Feral_PAWGs@hexbear.net 12 points 2 months ago (2 children)

saul-anime[CHICAGO SUNROOF INTENSIFIES]

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[–] pongo1231@hexbear.net 48 points 2 months ago

Good I hope they live in permanent fear

[–] Demifriend@hexbear.net 42 points 2 months ago (2 children)

Lol. Reminds me of my favorite Dead Kennedys song. I wonder if one day one of these rich creeps will get shot by their own guards.

[–] ElChapoDeChapo@hexbear.net 27 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (1 children)

Fun fact, those guard jobs are often just regular jobs on indeed and anyone could apply and lie about their qualifications

Then your target just hands you a gun and thinks you're gonna protect them

That's just the start, once this happens once it will create a ripple effect of fear washing over the ruling class, they won't trust their real bodyguards anymore and will inevitably treat them poorly due to this new paranoia, this of course leads to some of those bodyguards getting some thoughts of their own and it could all just keep going from there

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[–] AvocadoVapelung@hexbear.net 35 points 2 months ago
[–] ConcreteHalloween@hexbear.net 35 points 2 months ago

"God job planting the gun on that handsome Italian kid Agent 47, for your next mission you'll be going to a wedding in Venice..."

[–] Snort_Owl@hexbear.net 34 points 2 months ago (3 children)

Nothing a ballista couldnt solve

[–] FlakesBongler@hexbear.net 26 points 2 months ago (2 children)

Or a couple of those rocket arrow things like what the Chinese had

[–] ClathrateG@hexbear.net 15 points 2 months ago

protoKatyushas

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[–] vovchik_ilich@hexbear.net 15 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Building a 60m tall trebuchet in front of Jeff Bezos until he surrenders challenge

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[–] ConcreteHalloween@hexbear.net 12 points 2 months ago

"Or rockets"

nasrallah

[–] buttwater@hexbear.net 32 points 2 months ago

Meanwhile, millionaire politicians like open-biden are protected by 3mm of glass that can be overcome by a drunk with a hammer

[–] varmint@hexbear.net 32 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Video games have trained me for this

[–] tocopherol@hexbear.net 31 points 2 months ago (1 children)

I'm almost convinced Hideo Kojima was using MGS to try to teach stealth and combat skills to the gamers while making sure the West wasn't the hero of the story kojima

[–] Collatz_problem@hexbear.net 15 points 2 months ago (3 children)

If hiding under carboard boxes doesn't actually work, I'll be sorely disappointed.

[–] tocopherol@hexbear.net 12 points 2 months ago (1 children)

I was very impressed in MGS2 on the hardest difficulties if you were in a box that wasn't in the area it should be the guards would try to move it, and if you had an alert they would search every spot methodically so they would still check your box unless you were like hidden beside other similar boxes. On some behind the scenes of the development they showed the dev team and Kojima going through a close quarters combat training class and learning how to properly clear rooms as a team.

But they later added an oil drum you can hide in and then roll at enemies in to take them down, that's bulletproof and unstoppable in real battle.

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[–] happybadger@hexbear.net 26 points 2 months ago

I like those Ukrainian drones that drop a stream of napalm/thermite, allowing them to zip across a forest or anti-drone net and torch the whole thing in 30 seconds.

[–] SorosFootSoldier@hexbear.net 24 points 2 months ago (2 children)

Moat? I got a trebuchet for that, $20 extra if you want to throw it to throw a dead body.

[–] Acute_Engles@hexbear.net 23 points 2 months ago

$20? In my day you'd fish the body out of the river for me and launch it for a nickel!

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[–] Evil_Shrubbery@thelemmy.club 22 points 2 months ago

Ok, but there better not be an unskippable cutscene before the boss, I hate those, there is plenty of environmental lore to get what's happening.

[–] Blakey@hexbear.net 20 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Holy shit the comments there are amazing

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[–] segfault11@hexbear.net 20 points 2 months ago
[–] nasezero@hexbear.net 17 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (3 children)

We need a good version of Mr Beast to sponsor the hitman speedrunning community to do something really funny mr-beast

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[–] Damarcusart@hexbear.net 15 points 2 months ago

I wonder how much they'll be paying their guards? Or the contractors to make sure that the building work is all properly done? I'm sure that they'll be more than happy to be generous to other people when their life is on the line, and their insatiable greed won't get in the way of making their fuhrerbunkers fully secure.

[–] corvidenjoyer@hexbear.net 15 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

This also means that the training data is public.

[–] ChaosMaterialist@hexbear.net 12 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

Is the contractor Vault-Tec, by chance, because we're in the Fallout Timeline?

[–] volcel_olive_oil@hexbear.net 10 points 2 months ago (1 children)

"the insurance guy got shot on a public street so to avoid that particular fate I'm installing more guards and lasers in my house" puzzled

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