You and I, in a little toy shop
this post was submitted on 12 Feb 2026
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WTF is really going on over there? They closed the airspace with no notice now they are shooting down party balloons. Someone is super nervous over there and has a hair trigger for a reason.
I wonder how many times it's going to take before they "accidentally" instigate a civil war.
They're still hoping we'll give them a flimsy reason to respond with overwhelming force.
As we get closer to the midterms, I expect them to stop hoping and start doing it anyway.
Smartest army in the world
They're warriors of the war department! No fatties!
Hey, I've heard that song.
Yeah, the Trump administration have always been fans of things that sounded better in the original German I guess
War machine springs to life
“You’re absolutely right! That was just a party balloon!”
