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[–] Alamutjones@aussie.zone 14 points 2 months ago (10 children)

Every damn year, this day sneaks up on me. I should have taken it off work, but I always forget to ask.

I don’t know whether Mum would be proud of me, but I hope so

[–] Eagle@aussie.zone 9 points 2 months ago

We're proud of you, if that helps.

[–] CEOofmyhouse56@aussie.zone 5 points 2 months ago

Parents aren't always proud of some of the things their children do but are always proud of who they are. 🫂❤️

[–] melbaboutown@aussie.zone 5 points 2 months ago

I’m not a mum but I’m proud of you

[–] LowExperience2368@aussie.zone 5 points 2 months ago

Reminder that you're doing amazing ❤️ the fact that you're alive is one in a billion.

Googled it - The chances of you being alive right now are astronomically small, often cited as 1 in 10 to the 2.6 millionth power (1 in (10^{2,685,000})), meaning a 1 followed by nearly 2.7 million zeros, making your existence a near-impossible statistical miracle, requiring an unbroken chain of ancestral survival and reproduction over billions of years. This calculation considers the odds of your specific parents meeting, their sperm and egg combining with the right DNA, and this happening across all your ancestors, all the way back to single-celled organisms.  

[–] Seagoon_@aussie.zone 4 points 2 months ago

so many hugs

how could she not be proud of you?

[–] Bottom_racer@aussie.zone 4 points 2 months ago

Of course she would be.

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[–] Alamutjones@aussie.zone 9 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Thank you guys. Today is always challenging for me

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[–] Alamutjones@aussie.zone 8 points 2 months ago (1 children)

It's just not my day today. Nothing has gone well

[–] SpinMeAround@aussie.zone 3 points 2 months ago

Those days happen! Take some time for yourself when you can (rest of the day, perhaps?), big glass of water and don't force anything. We think you're awesome!!

[–] tombruzzo@aussie.zone 8 points 2 months ago (4 children)

Hoping there's a kiosk or something at the nearby shopping centre doing gift wrapping for valentines day for like a 1 dollar donation or something

[–] Thornburywitch@aussie.zone 6 points 2 months ago (2 children)

You have to be kidding. Even the paper costs a bundle nowadays. And gift wrapping is a fairly skilled art, even with squared paper, good cutting tools and good ribbon skills. I used to do Myer xmas wrapping temp jobs for a few years- it was a madhouse and extremely stressful. Even a charity would have to charge for the paper and ribbon etc. to make any money at all.

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[–] CEOofmyhouse56@aussie.zone 8 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

The man: I've just fed the dog

Me: I've fed him already

The dog: I love you guys.

[–] imoldgreeeg@aussie.zone 8 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Tried to self medicate my sad mood with cheese but now I have a belly ache :(

[–] LowExperience2368@aussie.zone 4 points 2 months ago

I hope you feel better soon.

[–] _miss_cellophane_@aussie.zone 7 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Happy Friday 13th & Galentines Day!!

[–] Thornburywitch@aussie.zone 4 points 2 months ago

Pancakes for everyone! I like the idea of Galentines Day - so much more universally acceptable.

[–] CEOofmyhouse56@aussie.zone 7 points 2 months ago (6 children)

Went to aldi hoping there's magnesium salts. Nope. I swear when I see them next I'm gonna buy 5 bags of them. That'll be 15kg of the stuff. I'll make it my mission to never run out of the stuff again.

Apart from toilet paper and petrol, what's the one thing you hope to never run out of?

[–] Bottom_racer@aussie.zone 5 points 2 months ago

Peanut oil.

The will to live.

Chicken nuggets.

[–] Force_majeure1234@aussie.zone 4 points 2 months ago (2 children)

I never wanna run out of Seagoon

[–] Gibsonhasafluffybutt@aussie.zone 4 points 2 months ago

Adhd meds and cat food lol

[–] melbaboutown@aussie.zone 4 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (2 children)

If you’re looking for epsom salts they have it at Coles, Woolies and CW if that’s any help. Unfortunately they’re only 1kg packets though and not bulk (which seems to be what you want to buy)

Never run out of… currently there’s one unscented soap/body cleanser bar that I don’t have problems with so I hope I never run out of that.

Otherwise I hope I never run out of luck.

Edit: also cat food and money

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[–] TheWitchofThornbury2@aussie.zone 3 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Pears soap. Preferably the blue and green ones, but I can live with the tan ones. Only kind of soap I like. Fortunately you can buy in bulk.

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[–] LowExperience2368@aussie.zone 7 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (2 children)

Date Number Two in the calendar with Nerd.

I am taking him to the museum 😊

[–] melbaboutown@aussie.zone 5 points 2 months ago (2 children)

Obligatory joke about not touching the artwork 😏

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[–] Seagoon_@aussie.zone 4 points 2 months ago (2 children)

museums are full of beautiful objet and beautiful people 🥰

have a great time

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[–] Bottom_racer@aussie.zone 7 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Pantry moths gah..

And thus begins operation hunt n' purge.

[–] SaneMartigan@aussie.zone 5 points 2 months ago (1 children)

I read that as panty moths and thought that's what happens when I'm not getting any.

[–] Eagle@aussie.zone 3 points 2 months ago
[–] melbaboutown@aussie.zone 6 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (5 children)

Tried Runescape but I don’t like the controls or the camera and probably don’t have the patience to faff around with a clunky older style game.

Debating getting rid of this ukulele because while I could definitely try to tune it as a bass just for lols there are some reasons (explained but I don’t fully understand yet) that it wouldn’t work very well. And the fret is so short that by the time I get to the base there’s not a lot of room for my thumb and it collapses backwards. I want a mini practice guitar instead but let’s be honest - I still wouldn’t practice.

Ordered 2 pairs of new pants I hoped would be comfy but after trying them on I might like to return them for a different size.

[–] tombruzzo@aussie.zone 3 points 2 months ago (1 children)

It would be another instrument but bass ukeleles are really fun. Not the baritones that are just a bit bigger, proper bass ukeleles with the big rubbery strings. They're easy to fret and sound nice.

And they pack a punch when plugged in since they have a built in pickup. Size doesn't matter and you could fit in the mix live with the right gear

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[–] Force_majeure1234@aussie.zone 6 points 2 months ago

Honestly surprised I'm heading into work for the fifth time this week without taking a day off, it started so crappy and I felt like shit. It turned around. Plus I only got about 5 hours of interrupted sleep last night. Feeling surprisingly not bad today. Still hoping there is capacity for them to let me go home early 🙏

[–] SpinMeAround@aussie.zone 5 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Americans losing their minds because a US brand launched an AU exclusive clear lip gloss is both hilarious and terrifying.

[–] melbaboutown@aussie.zone 5 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

Melbcat has been requesting treats so I gave her some anti-nausea meds and tried her on the wet food again. She ate it! She’s also been cuddling more so I’m hoping she’s starting to feel better again. (She has been seen by a vet.)

[–] Seagoon_@aussie.zone 4 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Happy Friday the 13th everyone. 🐈‍⬛

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[–] Seagoon_@aussie.zone 4 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Bill and Ted had breakfast yesterday but meowed so pitifully I gave them a little second breakfast.

Then Miss Seagoon asked me if they had any breakfast as they were meowing at her. They were trying for a third breakfast!

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[–] Seagoon_@aussie.zone 4 points 2 months ago (5 children)

The custard tart has come out of the oven, it puffed up really high, it is now deflating and cooling.

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[–] tombruzzo@aussie.zone 4 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Took the girlfriend to the Bluestone restaurant in Epping and it's a nice spot. I was surprised by how much space is out the back.

You go out the back of the restaurant and there's this outdoor area with a bunch of original farm houses and stuff. Because it's a mismatch of old buildings and paths go off in whatever direction it feels like you're in the starting area of Dark Souls: Australia.

There's even a big hole in the middle of the place for that complete Dark Souls Hub feel.

Dark Souls Australia Screenshot

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[–] Gibsonhasafluffybutt@aussie.zone 4 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

Quiet night tonight. Finish a song I'm working on, play some ipad games.

Tomorrow night is where it's at lol

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