At least she’s with Jeffrey now in Tel Aviv, I mean, um, heaven...
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Imagine being an even shitter person than Robert Maxwell
She's going to lie. It will be obvious.
She appeared yesterday. Rather than lie, she invoked the 5th Amendment. (This article is three days old.)
So now the Constitution matters?
/S
something something Wilhoit's Law something something
No, she said nothing other than that she would say whatever Trump wants if he gives her a pardon.
Obvious quid pro quo and attempted bribery is obvious. Nothing she says can be trusted.
We should organize into online groups in support of victims that want justice, and help them to further investigate, build evidence, etc. I know some of the victims want the investigations to dig into some of this stuff, while we don't have the investigative powers of the state, we can collectively help dig up some information, because the authorities will at most do that absolute minimum about only what they can't ignore on this issue.
Let's make more of this something they can't ignore.
“Candle In The Wind 26” sighted slouching toward Bethlehem…