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[–] TropicalDingdong@lemmy.world 6 points 1 day ago (2 children)

She's going to lie. It will be obvious.

[–] SwingingTheLamp@midwest.social 15 points 23 hours ago (1 children)

She appeared yesterday. Rather than lie, she invoked the 5th Amendment. (This article is three days old.)

[–] deadbeef79000@lemmy.nz 12 points 23 hours ago (1 children)

So now the Constitution matters?

/S

[–] SwingingTheLamp@midwest.social 4 points 23 hours ago

something something Wilhoit's Law something something

[–] smeenz@lemmy.nz 11 points 23 hours ago

No, she said nothing other than that she would say whatever Trump wants if he gives her a pardon.

Obvious quid pro quo and attempted bribery is obvious. Nothing she says can be trusted.