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Tributes pour in as Ghislaine Maxwell sadly passes away tomorrow (www.normalisland.co.uk)
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[–] SwingingTheLamp@midwest.social 17 points 2 months ago (1 children)

She appeared yesterday. Rather than lie, she invoked the 5th Amendment. (This article is three days old.)

[–] deadbeef79000@lemmy.nz 13 points 2 months ago (1 children)

So now the Constitution matters?

/S

[–] SwingingTheLamp@midwest.social 4 points 2 months ago

something something Wilhoit's Law something something