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[–] NigelFrobisher@aussie.zone 6 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

MFW 4chan was secretly backed by fascists and paedophiles all along

[–] Sonotsugipaa@lemmy.dbzer0.com 65 points 2 days ago (1 children)
[–] J92@lemmy.world 22 points 2 days ago (1 children)

This is rotated 180 degrees. Wouldn't flip vertical still have him facing left?

[–] Sonotsugipaa@lemmy.dbzer0.com 14 points 2 days ago (1 children)

I'm not sure, I'll need more fascist state leaders flipped vertically as references in order to make a more accurate version of the image

[–] pitiable_sandwich540@feddit.org 19 points 2 days ago (1 children)
[–] And009@lemmynsfw.com 1 points 7 hours ago

Help, no. Trigger nightmare, yes.

[–] lvxferre@mander.xyz 35 points 2 days ago
Merdolini & friends hanging together
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[–] SharkAttak@kbin.melroy.org 16 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Did you know? Mussolini was the inventor of many things still used to this day, even the "Throw your hands in the air!!" call to start a party.

[–] Corkyskog@sh.itjust.works 4 points 2 days ago (1 children)

I thought you were going to say throw spaghetti at the wall trick for some reason.

[–] logi@lemmy.world 4 points 2 days ago (1 children)

If so, then that'd be the real reason why the Italians hanged him.

what a waste of a good pasta time

[–] Flax_vert@feddit.uk 7 points 2 days ago (1 children)

ITALIA sounds like a weird abbreviation

[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 6 points 1 day ago (1 children)

In This Area Let's Ingest Affogato*

*it's ice cream and espresso you're gonna love it

[–] lessthanluigi@lemmy.sdf.org 1 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Which is just modern Italy

[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 2 points 17 hours ago (2 children)

holy fuck first the moon now this? someone get me a boat and a spoon

[–] And009@lemmynsfw.com 3 points 7 hours ago

Difficult to get ice-cream and coffee on a boat without sinking.

[–] lessthanluigi@lemmy.sdf.org 2 points 6 hours ago (1 children)

I mean, you can just fly to Italy, go to a cafe bar, and order all the Affogatos you want and hang out there all day and chill with the locals

[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 2 points 6 hours ago

Maybe you can. I ain't got wings.