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[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 2 points 20 hours ago (2 children)

holy fuck first the moon now this? someone get me a boat and a spoon

[–] And009@lemmynsfw.com 3 points 11 hours ago

Difficult to get ice-cream and coffee on a boat without sinking.

[–] lessthanluigi@lemmy.sdf.org 2 points 10 hours ago (1 children)

I mean, you can just fly to Italy, go to a cafe bar, and order all the Affogatos you want and hang out there all day and chill with the locals

[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 2 points 10 hours ago

Maybe you can. I ain't got wings.