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holy fuck first the moon now this? someone get me a boat and a spoon
Difficult to get ice-cream and coffee on a boat without sinking.
I mean, you can just fly to Italy, go to a cafe bar, and order all the Affogatos you want and hang out there all day and chill with the locals
Maybe you can. I ain't got wings.