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[–] Tiger_Man_@szmer.info 6 points 10 hours ago

Funny how they took technology older than http, gave it new misleading name and now promote it as the future

[–] mechoman444@lemmy.world 20 points 13 hours ago (2 children)

I've said it once and I'll say it again. It's not cloud storage. It's just someone else's computer.

[–] Tenderizer@aussie.zone 4 points 6 hours ago

I'm writing materials to teach Windows 11 to someone, and I literally explain Onedrive as "a computer in America".

[–] nexguy@lemmy.world 4 points 12 hours ago

Head-in-the-cloud storage.

[–] Gork@sopuli.xyz 134 points 22 hours ago* (last edited 22 hours ago) (13 children)

I find it incredibly moronic that Word cannot auto save a file every few minutes when it's stored locally on your own hard drive. That feature requires OneDrive.

It's very capable of auto saving locally because it was able to do it in the past.

Fkn clanker Microslop.

[–] Dagnet@lemmy.world 57 points 22 hours ago (1 children)

"We noticed you haven't been using OneDrive enough so we will create problems and then force you to use OneDrive to fix them" - Microsoft

[–] oplkill@lemmy.world 9 points 17 hours ago
[–] BarneyPiccolo@lemmy.today 10 points 17 hours ago (2 children)

I've been using Publisher for 30 years for all kinds of stuff, and I've gotten really, really good at it, with it all customized to my specs.

Now they're discontinuing it in October, and supposedly it will stop working, and all my stuff will be unusable. I'll have the final PDFs/JPGs/Pngs, etc but none of the files, if I want to modify them, which I do, frequently. I've tried Word, it sucks for graphics.

Now I've got to figure out a new replacement, and start a new learning curve. The one thing I am sure of is that the replacement will NOT be MicroSlop.

[–] umbraroze@slrpnk.net 4 points 16 hours ago (1 children)

I recommend you try Affinity. Absolutely loved Affinity Publisher 2, haven't tried yet how well Affinity 3 works for print work but I assume it's more or less same as before.

Scribus is a noteworthy open source alternative.

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[–] lechekaflan@lemmy.world 2 points 14 hours ago

It's possible not to allow auto-updating.

[–] raman_klogius@ani.social 34 points 21 hours ago (4 children)

Word cannot auto save a file every few minutes

But apparently it uploads text to copilot every time you copy 😡

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[–] HugeNerd@lemmy.ca 4 points 14 hours ago

Computers no longer solve actual problems, and are the problem now.

[–] albbi@piefed.ca 13 points 18 hours ago

I still hit ctrl+s after writing every sentence because of when Word would only auto save every 5 minutes, but crash about every 4.

[–] Nioxic@lemmy.dbzer0.com 16 points 21 hours ago (1 children)

Its even more silly when VS Code and Visual study can do it, without issue

Which is also microsoft products

[–] bleistift2@sopuli.xyz 15 points 21 hours ago (2 children)

Different audience. I guess they know they can’t get away with forcing OneDrive on programmers.

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[–] dingus@lemmy.world 8 points 21 hours ago* (last edited 19 hours ago) (1 children)

Call me a shill, but that's why I always used Google Docs when I was in school. Things are instantly saved and I can easily access them on other devices. It was also always how we collaborated on group projects with the ability of multiple people to simultaneously edit power points in a collaborative project.

I don't have use for word processing anymore, but I used Google Docs from like 2012-2020.

Definitely helped a ton because my laptop in grad school would randomly blue screen a lot for no discernible reason. Did that when it was new too and Dell support was no help. I have a suspicion that the processor was actually faulty on a hardware level straight from the factory...as it would have problems both in Windows AND Linux that were "fixed" by dramatically underclocking the CPU. All hardware stress tests would always pass. :/

Anyway, sorry for the random tangent lol.

[–] CyberEgg@discuss.tchncs.de 4 points 19 hours ago (5 children)

Back when I was in school (damn does it make me feel old to say "back in my day") I just had one device and collaboratively working on a presentation meant splitting up the parts and everyone sent what they wanted to have on the slides to the one group member who actually created the presentation (and made sure the format and style of bullet points were coherent) in zipped archives via e-mail. Also, we had to either bring our own laptops to show a presentation (at least the schools had beamers) or print that shit on literal OHP transparencies.

Anyway, there are open source alternatives to Google Docs, OneDrive, etc. You could go the NextCloud route or use Cryptpad, both can be either subscribed to through various platforms or even self hosted.

Just to add to your anecdote and provide some alternatives if someone reading this needed to know.

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[–] wieson@feddit.org 5 points 19 hours ago (1 children)

I think libre Office writer can do that

[–] lastlybutfirstly@lemmy.world 5 points 17 hours ago

I've been using Libre Office Writer for at least 10 years. When I hear people complain about Word, I always think "You're still using Word?"

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[–] DeathByBigSad@sh.itjust.works 3 points 11 hours ago

Holy shit, punniest meme I've see on Lemmy. xD

[–] GreenKnight23@lemmy.world 6 points 13 hours ago

onedrive? more like nonedrive!

the sync shit for it is so bad you'll end up with nothing.

[–] BarneyPiccolo@lemmy.today 19 points 17 hours ago

Yeah, I was shocked that everybody all jumped on the "You can totally trust us with your most important data and information. We won't ever do anything bad with it" bandwagon.

Oh, by the way, the price just went up, and since they have all your shit, including ALL of your kids' childhood photos, you'll pay it, no matter how much it is, or what they do with it.

[–] SethTaylor@lemmy.world 6 points 13 hours ago

Copying my videos from my phone to my external harddrives as I type this

[–] simcup@discuss.tchncs.de 4 points 13 hours ago (1 children)

I'm so stealing that second half and put it on the outside of my cubicle

[–] doingthestuff@lemy.lol 2 points 8 hours ago

Commenting just so I remember to do the same tomorrow. I'm in bed, functions are failing.

[–] nymnympseudonym@piefed.social 25 points 21 hours ago (1 children)

I'm still railing against proprietary phone apps.

We made HTML5, JS, CSS into open standards FOR A REASON

[–] infinitesunrise@slrpnk.net 8 points 19 hours ago

You're not alone, friend. To paraphrase Doctorow, an app is just a website that's a felony to alter. If a company puts a service behind an app that they don't also make available via web, I am either learning to do without that service or looking for foss alternatives. I really don't care about someone's grandpa finding it easier to use an app, fuck you stop using old people to justify killing the web, give me a functioning website.

[–] ivanafterall@lemmy.world 21 points 22 hours ago

Do you mean This PC?

[–] fossilesque@mander.xyz 9 points 21 hours ago* (last edited 21 hours ago) (2 children)

Strip it out.

https://github.com/Raphire/Win11Debloat

I find windows intolerable if I don't run that and turn half the shit off.

[–] real_squids@sopuli.xyz 20 points 21 hours ago

I find windows intolerable ~~if I don't run that and turn half the shit off.~~

[–] CyberEgg@discuss.tchncs.de 11 points 20 hours ago (2 children)

I mean, Linux would be less effort.

[–] RamRabbit@lemmy.world 4 points 19 hours ago* (last edited 19 hours ago)

Yep. Got tired of constantly having to remove/disable yet one more thing Microsoft added. Or finding out some of my previous debloating was reverted or that I hadn't done it perfectly. If it was just a single checkbox and Microsoft actually honored it, I probably wouldn't be salty right now.

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[–] DarkSideOfTheMoon@lemmy.world 4 points 18 hours ago (11 children)

People should give some Linux distro a try nlinux mint is easy to install and I think easy to use.

[–] Tingle@lemmy.world 4 points 15 hours ago (4 children)

I switched in October to Mint and have had very few issues with it. I'm not particularly experienced when it comes to programming and found it pretty straighforward.

I had one sound issue which was fixed in about half an hour with some googling, one with a set of flight pedals not working and a game that won't work with Windows users in multiplayer.

The only one causing me a real issue is the game one, it has taken me hours of searching with only partial fixes.

Overall I think the OS is great and the issues are small teething things, learning the small programing that it has required has made me feel more confident too since there is tons of documentation to help online.

[–] ShouldIHaveFun@sh.itjust.works 1 points 6 hours ago

I had to start using macos for work and it also took me a few hours to solve the setup problems. But it wasn't even to launch games or app. It was just to make simple things working, like my keyboard layout, multi monitors support, windows snapping or multiple desktops. In the end I ended up having to spend some money in addition to the time, so yeah, Linux is not that complicated. (And I'm not even comparing it to Windows)

[–] Jumbie@lemmy.zip 1 points 7 hours ago

First and fourth paragraphs are locked in mortal battle with the middle two.

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[–] Evil_Shrubbery@thelemmy.club 6 points 21 hours ago

"What's 'my own computer'?"
- Gen Beta

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