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[–] Gork@sopuli.xyz 167 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (14 children)

I find it incredibly moronic that Word cannot auto save a file every few minutes when it's stored locally on your own hard drive. That feature requires OneDrive.

It's very capable of auto saving locally because it was able to do it in the past.

Fkn clanker Microslop.

[–] Dagnet@lemmy.world 71 points 1 month ago (1 children)

"We noticed you haven't been using OneDrive enough so we will create problems and then force you to use OneDrive to fix them" - Microsoft

[–] oplkill@lemmy.world 16 points 1 month ago (1 children)
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[–] raman_klogius@ani.social 43 points 1 month ago (4 children)

Word cannot auto save a file every few minutes

But apparently it uploads text to copilot every time you copy 😡

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[–] Nioxic@lemmy.dbzer0.com 19 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Its even more silly when VS Code and Visual study can do it, without issue

Which is also microsoft products

[–] bleistift2@sopuli.xyz 20 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Different audience. I guess they know they can’t get away with forcing OneDrive on programmers.

[–] festus@lemmy.ca 5 points 1 month ago (1 children)

They don't need to; most developers rely on Github.

[–] Master167@lemmy.world 5 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Which is owned by Microslop and has issues about every 3 months.

[–] Master167@lemmy.world 4 points 1 month ago

And look it must've been time for it.

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[–] albbi@piefed.ca 16 points 1 month ago

I still hit ctrl+s after writing every sentence because of when Word would only auto save every 5 minutes, but crash about every 4.

[–] BarneyPiccolo@lemmy.today 12 points 1 month ago (2 children)

I've been using Publisher for 30 years for all kinds of stuff, and I've gotten really, really good at it, with it all customized to my specs.

Now they're discontinuing it in October, and supposedly it will stop working, and all my stuff will be unusable. I'll have the final PDFs/JPGs/Pngs, etc but none of the files, if I want to modify them, which I do, frequently. I've tried Word, it sucks for graphics.

Now I've got to figure out a new replacement, and start a new learning curve. The one thing I am sure of is that the replacement will NOT be MicroSlop.

[–] umbraroze@slrpnk.net 7 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I recommend you try Affinity. Absolutely loved Affinity Publisher 2, haven't tried yet how well Affinity 3 works for print work but I assume it's more or less same as before.

Scribus is a noteworthy open source alternative.

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[–] HugeNerd@lemmy.ca 12 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Computers no longer solve actual problems, and are the problem now.

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[–] dingus@lemmy.world 8 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

Call me a shill, but that's why I always used Google Docs when I was in school. Things are instantly saved and I can easily access them on other devices. It was also always how we collaborated on group projects with the ability of multiple people to simultaneously edit power points in a collaborative project.

I don't have use for word processing anymore, but I used Google Docs from like 2012-2020.

Definitely helped a ton because my laptop in grad school would randomly blue screen a lot for no discernible reason. Did that when it was new too and Dell support was no help. I have a suspicion that the processor was actually faulty on a hardware level straight from the factory...as it would have problems both in Windows AND Linux that were "fixed" by dramatically underclocking the CPU. All hardware stress tests would always pass. :/

Anyway, sorry for the random tangent lol.

[–] CyberEgg@discuss.tchncs.de 4 points 1 month ago (5 children)

Back when I was in school (damn does it make me feel old to say "back in my day") I just had one device and collaboratively working on a presentation meant splitting up the parts and everyone sent what they wanted to have on the slides to the one group member who actually created the presentation (and made sure the format and style of bullet points were coherent) in zipped archives via e-mail. Also, we had to either bring our own laptops to show a presentation (at least the schools had beamers) or print that shit on literal OHP transparencies.

Anyway, there are open source alternatives to Google Docs, OneDrive, etc. You could go the NextCloud route or use Cryptpad, both can be either subscribed to through various platforms or even self hosted.

Just to add to your anecdote and provide some alternatives if someone reading this needed to know.

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[–] umbrella@lemmy.ml 5 points 1 month ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (1 children)
[–] chunes@lemmy.world 4 points 1 month ago (1 children)

At this point, even using LaTeX for word processing in Vim is better than using word.

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[–] wieson@feddit.org 5 points 1 month ago (2 children)

I think libre Office writer can do that

[–] lastlybutfirstly@lemmy.world 9 points 1 month ago

I've been using Libre Office Writer for at least 10 years. When I hear people complain about Word, I always think "You're still using Word?"

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[–] mechoman444@lemmy.world 39 points 1 month ago (3 children)

I've said it once and I'll say it again. It's not cloud storage. It's just someone else's computer.

[–] Tenderizer@aussie.zone 12 points 1 month ago

I'm writing materials to teach Windows 11 to someone, and I literally explain Onedrive as "a computer in America".

[–] nexguy@lemmy.world 7 points 1 month ago

Head-in-the-cloud storage.

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[–] nymnympseudonym@piefed.social 31 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I'm still railing against proprietary phone apps.

We made HTML5, JS, CSS into open standards FOR A REASON

[–] infinitesunrise@slrpnk.net 12 points 1 month ago

You're not alone, friend. To paraphrase Doctorow, an app is just a website that's a felony to alter. If a company puts a service behind an app that they don't also make available via web, I am either learning to do without that service or looking for foss alternatives. I really don't care about someone's grandpa finding it easier to use an app, fuck you stop using old people to justify killing the web, give me a functioning website.

[–] ivanafterall@lemmy.world 23 points 1 month ago

Do you mean This PC?

[–] BarneyPiccolo@lemmy.today 22 points 1 month ago

Yeah, I was shocked that everybody all jumped on the "You can totally trust us with your most important data and information. We won't ever do anything bad with it" bandwagon.

Oh, by the way, the price just went up, and since they have all your shit, including ALL of your kids' childhood photos, you'll pay it, no matter how much it is, or what they do with it.

[–] fossilesque@mander.xyz 10 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (2 children)

Strip it out.

https://github.com/Raphire/Win11Debloat

I find windows intolerable if I don't run that and turn half the shit off.

[–] real_squids@sopuli.xyz 20 points 1 month ago

I find windows intolerable ~~if I don't run that and turn half the shit off.~~

[–] CyberEgg@discuss.tchncs.de 12 points 1 month ago (2 children)

I mean, Linux would be less effort.

[–] RamRabbit@lemmy.world 4 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Yep. Got tired of constantly having to remove/disable yet one more thing Microsoft added. Or finding out some of my previous debloating was reverted or that I hadn't done it perfectly. If it was just a single checkbox and Microsoft actually honored it, I probably wouldn't be salty right now.

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[–] Tiger_Man_@szmer.info 8 points 1 month ago

Funny how they took technology older than http, gave it new misleading name and now promote it as the future

[–] SethTaylor@lemmy.world 7 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Copying my videos from my phone to my external harddrives as I type this

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[–] Evil_Shrubbery@thelemmy.club 7 points 1 month ago

"What's 'my own computer'?"
- Gen Beta

[–] GreenKnight23@lemmy.world 7 points 1 month ago

onedrive? more like nonedrive!

the sync shit for it is so bad you'll end up with nothing.

[–] possiblylinux127@lemmy.zip 6 points 1 month ago (1 children)

The sad thing is that One drive could honesty be really good.

However, it is so badly written that it eats up tons of resources and doesn't do a terribly good job at syncing.

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[–] Venat0r@lemmy.world 5 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I use nextcloud, so now I can save things in the cloud and the cloud is my computer 😅

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[–] Olgratin_Magmatoe@slrpnk.net 5 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Self hosted nextcloud server go brrrrr

[–] simcup@discuss.tchncs.de 4 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I'm so stealing that second half and put it on the outside of my cubicle

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[–] DarkSideOfTheMoon@lemmy.world 4 points 1 month ago (11 children)

People should give some Linux distro a try nlinux mint is easy to install and I think easy to use.

[–] Tingle@lemmy.world 5 points 1 month ago (4 children)

I switched in October to Mint and have had very few issues with it. I'm not particularly experienced when it comes to programming and found it pretty straighforward.

I had one sound issue which was fixed in about half an hour with some googling, one with a set of flight pedals not working and a game that won't work with Windows users in multiplayer.

The only one causing me a real issue is the game one, it has taken me hours of searching with only partial fixes.

Overall I think the OS is great and the issues are small teething things, learning the small programing that it has required has made me feel more confident too since there is tons of documentation to help online.

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[–] stoy@lemmy.zip 4 points 1 month ago

I just need two more drives to start running my home server, over time I will also need to add another SATA controller card so I can add two 2TB SSDs for caching and appliances

[–] TallonMetroid@lemmy.world 4 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Meanwhile, I reinstalled LibreOffice on my Linux desktop even though I currently have no need for an office suite. And my work machines aren't actually mine, so I don't give a fuck what Microslop does to break shit.

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[–] DeathByBigSad@sh.itjust.works 4 points 1 month ago

Holy shit, punniest meme I've see on Lemmy. xD

[–] Golden@lemmy.blahaj.zone 3 points 1 month ago

The first thing I did when I got my pc was to uninstall OneDrive and set Proton as my cloud backup. Somehow, it seems my computer reverted my settings without my knowledge. 

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