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[–] errer@lemmy.world 20 points 7 hours ago

Republicans 🤝 Fucking children

[–] Shortstack@reddthat.com 40 points 10 hours ago (1 children)

For anyone who didn’t click through, a voter ballot initiative had the minimum wage set to increase to $15/hr with yearly increases tied to inflation. They reduced and capped it for teens because they’re cunts

[–] FlashMobOfOne@lemmy.world 1 points 52 minutes ago

Cunts is right.

I fucking hate how our country parses and systematically oppresses workers.

[–] sudo_shinespark@lemmy.world 19 points 11 hours ago
[–] Hayduke@lemmy.world 6 points 9 hours ago

Bold strategy.