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[–] Shortstack@reddthat.com 63 points 1 day ago (1 children)

For anyone who didn’t click through, a voter ballot initiative had the minimum wage set to increase to $15/hr with yearly increases tied to inflation. They reduced and capped it for teens because they’re cunts

[–] FlashMobOfOne@lemmy.world 8 points 20 hours ago

Cunts is right.

I fucking hate how our country parses and systematically oppresses workers.