More people are still in the lurking stage of their lemmy evolution.
That’s why I’m being a lil chatty boi here. Pretend I said something clever
Ha ha ha, really? Wow, you're fascinating!
What I also noticed is that most posts are fresh and the comments are like 5m old, even though I'm not sorting by new. We're not used to that coming from reddit
To shreds, you say?
And his wife?
To shreds, you say?
Me too! Now, instead of just thinking dumb questions, I actually ask them.
I think I comment quite a lot but rarely post. does that count as lurking?
Nope, not lurking
This is a comment. Engage with it.
Engaged
Congrats! When’s the wedding?
Disengaged.
peepee poopoo
You can’t make me.
Engage with deez nuts
Oooh baby I'm engaging! Look out!!!!
I already engaged
Ok, number one. Engage!
Thrusters engaged
The best part is adding that first comment and seeing it explode after.
(Explode being a very very relative term in this case 😜)
Look at this guy with
checks post
5 points.
It wasn’t a first (or even early) comment, I’m just encouraging participation on undiscovered posts. It’s super rewarding to ask a simple question and have engaging conversation unfold around you on a post that might otherwise die.
They don’t get hot if we don’t comment!
I was more of a lurker for much of my time on Reddit but I find myself commenting and upvoting a lot more here because I genuinely want to contribute. I should probably just sack up and start actively posting on the few small communities I'd like to see grow tbh
I got 4 followers on mastodon
I'm famous
Mkbhd n Austin Evans wanna collab with me
Dicks are so cute omg(⁄ ⁄•⁄ω⁄•⁄ ⁄)⁄ when you hold one in your hand and it starts twitching its like its nuzzling you(/ω＼) or when they perk up and look at you like" owo nya? :3c" hehe ~ penis-kun is happy to see me!!（＾ワ＾） and the most adorable thing ever is when sperm-sama comes out but theyre rlly shy so u have to work hard!!(๑•̀ㅁ•́๑)✧ but when penis-kun and sperm-sama meet and theyre blushing and all like "uwaaa~!" (ﾉ´ヮ´)ﾉ*: ･ﾟhehehe~penis-kun is so adorable (●´Д｀●)・:*:・
!copypasta@sh.itjust.works
Someday I wanna find me someone that loves penis half as much as you do.
The ones I hate are "AITA" posts that are uploaded by a Reddit/Lemmy bot... Like, who tf are we supposed to reply to?
Nah. U first!
Sorry, this is entirely my fault.
I missed the comment count at first and thought he was mad about the external link.
Mad it’s an external link with no comments to read instead of visiting the link.
I'll give you an upvote and this thumbs up emoji 👍🏼
Mmmm I’ll engage with whatever content I want thank you very much.
Hello world
