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The silver lining of all this is at least knowing none of these fascist pigs are gonna see a single dime of all these big bonuses.

Unfortunately they're gonna say it's because of Biden or something and become even more fascist.

*Actually I realized that dems taking up the torch and campaigning on paying the ice agents the bonuses they were promised is probablpy gonna be their big brain move for 2028

• Republicans get elected by promising to do expensive fascism
• Republicans do the fascism part so hard even libs are repulsed
• Republicans lose the midterms and Democrats take at least the House
• Republicans stiff the new recruit ICE agents ()
• Republicans blame the Democrats in Congress
• Democrats decide to refute this calumny by centering their 2028 Presidential run on paying out ICE agent bonuses
• Democrats unanimously pass major funding increases for ICE and give them all free healthcare for life
• Democrats get waxed in the election
• The Cycle begins anew

An absolutely fucking insane amount of money btw like sure these pig fuckers deserve almost 2 years of my pay just for signing up

I hope they all get their throats slit

‘Tried’ to do this for teachers.

Oh no, not pushback!!

Fail.

https://www.ibtimes.co.uk/ice-employees-vent-reddit-saying-theyre-not-getting-paid-still-no-insurance-despite-promises-1775650

That's my theory. What I've heard [PLEASE FACT CHECK THIS] is that they contractually need to pay back some of the sign on bonus if they don't make it to year 4. My guess is that we're gonna see a bunch of layoffs of ICE agents during their 3rd year, creating a mini-student-loan-style debt problem. Get all those right wing kids "too smart for college".

Trump is well known for not paying his contractors.

Nah its exactly the same as how cops get paid out the ass compared to the amount of training it takes to be one

Offering to pay student loans for ICE agents would infuriate me if any of them actually went to higher education.

Can't recall where I read this but I remember hearing that that "50K sign on bonus" was over the course of 10 years or something, so it's not even really a bonus, it's just an additional bit of salary lol

'Tried' doing a lot of heavy lifting in the reply

of course he doesn't lol, he's a scammer. scamming people is how he gets off