check out this dope ass bear
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that's a nice bear, no doubt, but is it hex?
Yes
dope, like a drug dealer?
HexBear (HB) is a cryptocurrency created by venture capitalist "Dort_Owl" in 2020. As of 2025 the coin has a market value cap of two bags of doritos and a bicycle pump.
What flavour are the Doritos?
Does the pump work?
I reached into the variety pack and pulled out sweet chili and cool ranch, lucky you.
The pump is half-broken.
Which half?
THE OWL IS BOURGEOIS?!?!?
Not much, what’s an hexbear with you?
it's a bear-warlock dual class, first it casts levitate on its enemies and then mauls them with its superior mass
A hex-bear is a witch who is also a large hairy gay man
Sexbear
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It is a HEXahedral BEARing. Yes, a cuboid shaped rolling component.
The Fediverse logo is a profile of a dodecahedron, but because Hexbear was a fork from Lemmy before federation was achieved, the picture still had 6 sides instead of 12.
Every attempt to add faces to the titular component has been dismissed as revisionism.
Every attempt to add faces to the titular component has been dismissed as revisionism.
Ahh, leftists. We'll call anything revisionism.
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Copyediting? You better believe that's revisionism; the misspellings of bouejoiesi will remain exactly as they are.
if you still have to ask, you need to read more theory
A miserable pile of secrets
O' 'ave you got a loisence for 'at 'exbear?
It is a bear shaped like a hex key and used to tighten or loosen cap screws.
Like the drug dealer
did anyone say anything about any hexbear? what is this? where is this coming from? how did you even come up with this nonsense?
hexbears, help me, what is going on, this lemmitor is hallucinating!
its bear that hex
I am also curious. What's a hexbear, and can I hug the bear?
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