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[–] aeronmelon@lemmy.world 74 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Jesus, a real life Patrick Bateman.

[–] mastertigurius@lemmy.world 52 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Bateman actually had redeeming qualities. He returned his videotapes.

[–] thisbenzingring@lemmy.today 32 points 1 day ago

returned them rewound and clean enough to eat off of, def no blood splatters on them

[–] crazycraw@crazypeople.online 9 points 1 day ago

he also fed ATMs like a good boy.

[–] SubArcticTundra@lemmy.ml 21 points 1 day ago (4 children)

Why is he giving such Jerry Seinfeld vibes in this pic

[–] TheBat@lemmy.world 22 points 1 day ago (3 children)
[–] GreenKnight23@lemmy.world 1 points 9 hours ago

I mean....she is 18...

that said it doesn't account for the two previous years they were "together".

[–] AnUnusualRelic@lemmy.world 7 points 1 day ago

What's this? Sugar Daddy Magazine?

[–] techt@lemmy.world 6 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Copperfield and Schiffer in the bottom-left were 38 and 24 when they began dating as well. Not as bad but the vibes keep on similaring.

[–] exasperation@lemmy.dbzer0.com 12 points 1 day ago (1 children)

18 and 24 are worlds apart.

38 and 24 is an eyebrow raiser, 39 and 18 is a bad person who deserves scorn.

Especially when you consider the fact that Claudia Schiffer was a celebrity in her own right and had her own thing going on, whereas Seinfeld's girlfriend was literally still in high school. The power dynamics of each couple were wildly different.

[–] techt@lemmy.world 3 points 1 day ago

Completely agree, it just grabbed my attention since Copperfield had a close relationship with Epstein.

[–] CompactFlax@discuss.tchncs.de 18 points 1 day ago

Cut from the same degenerate cloth. Shoshanna Lonstein dated Seinfeld, starting when she was 17 and he was 39.

[–] varden@lemmy.world 12 points 1 day ago

It's the hair, also the gross attraction to very young women, but I think it's mostly the hair

[–] jaybone@lemmy.zip 3 points 1 day ago

I thought Luigi Mangione before reading the text. Sorry Luigi. 🤷

[–] SaveTheTuaHawk@lemmy.ca 9 points 1 day ago

I can't respond to this, you dont make over $1M a year.

Cute Texas girls coming to 55 Water St. : Big Wheel parking in back.

[–] rob_t_firefly@lemmy.world 6 points 1 day ago

For those curious, this is from Cosmopolitan Magazine in July 1980 and the address was the office of Bear Sterns. (source/archived soure)

[–] DarkFuture@lemmy.world 5 points 1 day ago

I can't write to this dynamo. He's dead after raping children.