The Cat Distribution System (CDS) is all knowing.
this post was submitted on 03 Feb 2026
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The adoption has already occurred
My wife and I were adopted last month (I'm pretty sure). We tried finding her home on the social media sites as well as put up picture-flyers around town, still nobody claiming her. So now we have an appointment for vaccinations and a spay, and we'll go from there
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GORGEOUS coat. We scooped up a stray tortico recently as well. We found her a home but it turned out she was pregnant so we did not escape without an additional cat.
That kitty is a real beauty
What a lovely fine cat! Tell her she's very smart finding some good humans!
Win!
The human is the one being adopted, of course.
The terrified little cat who showed up starving at my back door a bit over a year ago
Mizu fairly recently
Mizu was just method acting. It worked great, didn't it?
Either that or she's actually 3 squirrels in a cat suit. At least one of whom is completely whacked out on meth.
I'm fairly certain it's the latter.
You can’t prove nothin’!
Maybe?
I've never seen a cat with a twitchier tail... it seems to move along multiple, almost contradictory points of articulation and appears agitated when she's clearly quite happy.
She seems completely hammered on catnip multiple times during the day... but quite literally only had access to a scratching box with it for the first time yesterday.
Well, it’s a compelling case . . .
The cat distribution system at work
This man is legally obliged to keep the kitty now.
He's still trapped in that chair to this day
Its a good spot for a cat! Once it gets bigger you can recline and take a big comfy nap
My saddest day was when my little girl outgrew her sleeping spot on my chest. Now I just lie on my side and she is the little spoon in my arms.
It can also migrate to the shoulder, draped across the chest.
I’m not the OOP, but I also hope he keeps the kitten.
~~Beer belly~~ cat bed
He's going to keep it 100%.
cutest lil fucking cat ever
and its a tortie awww n_n
Reason #6 to have the tummy.
Whilst that's cool, maybe someone is missing their very young kitten.
Clearly the best way to advertise the missing kitten was to make this meme.