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[โ€“] StudChud@aussie.zone 9 points 1 day ago (5 children)

Someone at work sprayed lynx on themselves while on the floor. Several of us had to run to the loo to chuck.

Should be an illegal substance, like it should be classed as a war crime under the Geneva Convention.

[โ€“] Eagle@aussie.zone 7 points 1 day ago (1 children)

We've just had an all staff memo out about personal hygiene and the impact of body odour on people aeound you and in your care.... we'll see what improvements we get.

[โ€“] StudChud@aussie.zone 3 points 1 day ago

If they don't address it tomorrow, I'm writing to my hsr

[โ€“] Force_majeure1234@aussie.zone 6 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (1 children)

๐Ÿคฎ I had a similar encounter on a tram recently where a very sweaty/smelly man had attempted to cover up his smells with far too much Lynx Africa before boarding the very crowded peak tram ๐Ÿคฎ๐Ÿคฎ๐Ÿคฎ IT DOESNT COVER ANYTHING UP BUDDY. ITS WORSE NOW!

[โ€“] StudChud@aussie.zone 2 points 1 day ago

Too right! Lynx makes everything worse!!

[โ€“] Gibsonhasafluffybutt@aussie.zone 5 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Pray for those of us in IT

[โ€“] StudChud@aussie.zone 3 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I don't even want to think about the nasal hellscape that is ๐Ÿ’€

Look these guys are mostly good.

That said, there is 1 dude who smells like he hasn't washed his work polo shirt in a couple of weeks.

And no one here has heard of the deodorant and aftershave combo.

Lynx makes a regular appearance.

[โ€“] Seagoon_@aussie.zone 5 points 1 day ago (1 children)

i dunno, have you whiffed people on trams and trains

I prefer lynx

[โ€“] StudChud@aussie.zone 2 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I'd rather smell natural b.o than the artificial shit in a can called lynx

[โ€“] SaneMartigan@aussie.zone 3 points 1 day ago

Human umami.

[โ€“] Taleya@aussie.zone 6 points 1 day ago

Update:hmm. The 100% lead paint wall may...not be? Tested that and spritzed the pink swab with vinegar as a control test and it cleared.

grr face

Then i dug up a lead fishing weight and jeeebus schneebus, that pink positive swab did not change one iota after i blasted it with vinegar

Did an at home yoga sesh (thanks YouTube) for the first time in far too long. I am humbled but gonna stick with it and look forward to feeling more in tune with my body. It currently feels like Iโ€™m operating a mech suit.

[โ€“] LowExperience2368@aussie.zone 5 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (1 children)

So I'm trying to learn to cook better, so by the time I leave the nest, I can actually make some nice meals rather than simply feeding myself in survival mode. It would be nice to be able to cook for people confidently and perhaps host a dinner party. Will be starting very simple with one new recipe a week. First recipe is shakshouka.

The recipe called for tomato paste. My mum is vehemently against tomato paste. My grandma puts it on everything. Debate ensues. I will be following the recipe.

[โ€“] Seagoon_@aussie.zone 2 points 1 day ago (1 children)

You're the cook. ๐Ÿ‘

[โ€“] calhoon2005@aussie.zone 6 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Sunset Series starts tonight. Back is spasmodic, neck and shoulder are doing their chronic injury thing... Good times

spoiler

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[โ€“] SpinMeAround@aussie.zone 12 points 2 days ago (6 children)

Just had my first ever CT scan. The technician was utterly lovely while I had a cry.

[โ€“] melbaboutown@aussie.zone 6 points 1 day ago

It is scary, glad it's over

[โ€“] SituationCake@aussie.zone 6 points 2 days ago

Well done on being brave and doing it anyway, even though you cried! Hope youโ€™re ok now and nothing serious shows up on the scan.

Hope you're okay ๐Ÿ’ž

๐Ÿ˜ญโค๏ธโค๏ธโค๏ธ

[โ€“] Pilk@aussie.zone 5 points 2 days ago

Ooh a bit spooky hey. Did they use contrast?

Oh hun, big hugs ๐Ÿซ‚

[โ€“] RustyRaven@aussie.zone 3 points 1 day ago

A rather large huntsman has moved into my lounge room. Probably a good thing, I've seen a few people complaining about a lot of white tails around at the moment.

[โ€“] TheWitchofThornbury2@aussie.zone 4 points 1 day ago (6 children)

OK, it's been 3 days. Monday I went to Kmart and bought a mini rice cooker. Rated for 1-2 serves. I do have a large rice cooker, but its fuckin useless for one serve of rice, being mostly useful for stews or stock or large quantities of rice. Like, 3 cups and over.

So far, I've been pretty impressed with the mini rice cooker. Does 1 asian serve or 2 anglo serves very very nicely. Have yet to give it a real smacking but so far it's a winner. The eyewatering mint green enamel is a minus, but if it cooks up good I'll forgive that aspect. Def worth a place on the countertop when living alone. Yes, I did try cooking poached eggs in it and it did pretty damn good.

TIL one Asian serve = two Anglo serves ๐Ÿ˜‚

[โ€“] Seagoon_@aussie.zone 3 points 1 day ago

the young seagoons buy these, they last 6 months but are very good

[โ€“] Taleya@aussie.zone 2 points 1 day ago (2 children)

I've been eying some of their stuff - the soup/toastie maker and also the mini hot plate / dehydrator for crafting endeavours

[โ€“] TheWitchofThornbury2@aussie.zone 2 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Their microwave grill plate/sandwich maker is a winner at work.

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[โ€“] melbaboutown@aussie.zone 2 points 1 day ago (1 children)

When I could eat them the jaffle iron was on heavy rotation

[โ€“] Taleya@aussie.zone 2 points 1 day ago

Can't beat that jaffly goodness

How good is it! I bought one after seeing it rated positively by Choice.

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[โ€“] tone212_@aussie.zone 10 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (5 children)

Arrived at co-working this morning with all of the stuff on my desk moved, obviously someone had decided to make it their home. I go to connect my laptop to my monitor and the HDMI cable is gone. Whoever was here decided to take a little gift with them as well. Thankfully the staff here had a spare cable I could use. But still, who is that low to steal a cable that clearly belongs to someone? Like they yanked it out of the monitor, you don't just walk away with the cable by mistake!

On a lighter note, currently staring at my through one of the office windows is a cat that someone brought to work. I love it, even though it might be stressful for the kitty?

cat in question

[โ€“] Taleya@aussie.zone 5 points 2 days ago

depends. Some cats travel very well indeed, some just hate the whole idea.

Cerys hates travel, hates people, hates new places. Punkin hated travel (unless it was in his chariot), but once he was at the destination, he was chill AF and everyone's friend.

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[โ€“] Seagoon_@aussie.zone 4 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

I had a bit of a sleep before. Just tired.

[โ€“] Force_majeure1234@aussie.zone 8 points 2 days ago (2 children)

I must be getting sick. I had a bowl of beef noodle soup for breakfast and I didn't finish it ๐Ÿ˜จ

[โ€“] SaneMartigan@aussie.zone 5 points 2 days ago

Solidarity my G. I've been feeling like shit for a while. My glands have puffed up these last few days. All my vaccinations are in order so I guess I'll ride it out.

[โ€“] Seagoon_@aussie.zone 4 points 2 days ago

Youse guys might be vaccinated but a rest is still a good idea

[โ€“] Taleya@aussie.zone 3 points 1 day ago

Hmmm. Apparently the lead test swabs we are using may be false positived by lime and whitewash. (High ph)

...and a quick check is to dip in lemon juice, if it corrects, you are good.

I got one section i know 100% is lead (upper laundry cupboard) for a control , and a garage full of uncertainly lead painted render. Gonna get my science pants on tomorry

[โ€“] RustyRaven@aussie.zone 9 points 2 days ago (4 children)

I just got home and saw there is a big concrete pump a few houses down that I think is the 3D house printer. I will definitely have to walk down for a sqiz once it's cool enough this evening.

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[โ€“] SituationCake@aussie.zone 4 points 2 days ago (2 children)

Tv show recommendation: Pantheon. I noticed itโ€™s now on Netflix. Don't know how to describe it without giving away the plot twists, but itโ€™s an sci-fi animation set in a timeline where computing power has developed enormous capability, and the consequences of that. Itโ€™s a very creative exploration of what defines a human and consciousness. What happens with unchecked unethical tech development. Itโ€™s a real mind bender, recommend it if you like the kind of shows that make you think. Bit of a slow start but worth it.

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