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[โ€“] StudChud@aussie.zone 9 points 1 day ago (5 children)

Someone at work sprayed lynx on themselves while on the floor. Several of us had to run to the loo to chuck.

Should be an illegal substance, like it should be classed as a war crime under the Geneva Convention.

[โ€“] Eagle@aussie.zone 7 points 1 day ago (1 children)

We've just had an all staff memo out about personal hygiene and the impact of body odour on people aeound you and in your care.... we'll see what improvements we get.

[โ€“] StudChud@aussie.zone 3 points 1 day ago

If they don't address it tomorrow, I'm writing to my hsr

[โ€“] Force_majeure1234@aussie.zone 6 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (1 children)

๐Ÿคฎ I had a similar encounter on a tram recently where a very sweaty/smelly man had attempted to cover up his smells with far too much Lynx Africa before boarding the very crowded peak tram ๐Ÿคฎ๐Ÿคฎ๐Ÿคฎ IT DOESNT COVER ANYTHING UP BUDDY. ITS WORSE NOW!

[โ€“] StudChud@aussie.zone 2 points 1 day ago

Too right! Lynx makes everything worse!!

[โ€“] Gibsonhasafluffybutt@aussie.zone 5 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[โ€“] StudChud@aussie.zone 3 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I don't even want to think about the nasal hellscape that is ๐Ÿ’€

Look these guys are mostly good.

That said, there is 1 dude who smells like he hasn't washed his work polo shirt in a couple of weeks.

And no one here has heard of the deodorant and aftershave combo.

Lynx makes a regular appearance.

[โ€“] Seagoon_@aussie.zone 5 points 1 day ago (1 children)

i dunno, have you whiffed people on trams and trains

I prefer lynx

[โ€“] StudChud@aussie.zone 2 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I'd rather smell natural b.o than the artificial shit in a can called lynx