No antifa supersoldier/KGB elite beat agent option 0/10
this post was submitted on 01 Feb 2026
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I just filed that under humorless Soviet holding ppsh
I already love to brainwash people to hate god and be trans
the hard labor enjoyer forced to write poetry
Write-in candidate.
Here's my write-in: Apathetic androgenous anticapitalist non-voter who reeks of cheap smoke shop 'weed'
cheap smoke shop weed*
*latest fad
VPN user voting is not allowed.
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Big fat daddy eating all the grain ftw.
Waaait I thought I allowed it!? Let me change those settings.
Edit: it won't let me allow vpns, but voter data is anonymised apparently.
No VPN voting? sus
Can i be a champagne socialist nepobaby who also brainwashes the kids into hating god and transing their gender
Edit: i dont like champagne can i be like, a fancy expensive cocktail socialist instead
Of course
I'm saying! If I'm going to be a caricature anyway I want all my pain to be campaign
im 2 lazy to turn off my vpn for this but i'd probably like to be the drag queen. that sounds like a lot of fun. tho im already the spectre covering the whole world, so that'd work too
The 70 metre tall PLA supersoldier who Kaiju-crushes entire buildings clearly labelled "Xinjiang" for maximum newspaper-cartoon factor.
Whichever existential threat libs imagine us as in their mindpalace.
Make me the flamboyant drag queen
True story. One time while my partner was on acid, she thought I was a Chinese dragon lady.
Stop spying on us, Owl.
Stop spying on us, Owl.
I can't help it, my eyes are big
Champagne socialist for me
I only get to choose one?
What does the worm refer to?
It's you!
I suppose I should have seen that one coming 
Take a bow, you're our favorite worm! 
Suspicious amount of worms on this website. 👀