If he was going to commit crimes against humanity anyways, why not just use the fucking empty can of spam sitting right there (and chase it with a bite of spam)?
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Why not just drink straight from the bottle like any other Captain Morgan connaiseur?
It's Rum Spam.
Can't make a post about that
It is said that “Spam” is short for “spiced ham.”
This photo also includes spiced rum.
The photographer is having Spam and Spum.
Thanks, I hate it.
Spum
so that's the first reason !
Common misconception. Spam is actually short for "is this SuPposed to be hAM?"
Spaum
Sounds like an obscure roman dish
nah, Austrian.
The Soviets during WWII called Spam "second front" because they were a little tetchy about having to fight Hitler mostly by themselves for most of their part of the war.
Guess they shouldn't have made an alliance with Hitler.
First is to eat it.
Third is to fuck it.
This person packed captain Morgan’s to drink neat, and spam.
I do not want to go camping with this gastronomist.
I'd rather be camping with this guy than the guy who brings everything and makes biscuits and gravy for breakfast.
You don’t know … it could be rum and coke in that spam glass 💀
I thought the first worst reason for carving a hole in Spam was to make a weed pipe, but then I realized what OP probably actually meant.
I 100% guarantee that some stoner has smoked out of a block of spam. I have no idea who that person would be, but I promise that they exist and have done it.
I've used potatoes and apples personally. Never used Spam because it never occurred to me to do so.
Ya, it’s fer fuckin’.
I read this in Horatio McCallister's voice
That comes after_
They could just drink from the bottle, yes. But, then they wouldn't have the inspiration of the spam cup for afterwards.
Oh yuck! Maybe something high proof like Wild Turkey so it really burns so you can’t taste shit
not an expert on rum, but isn't captain morgan some bottom shelf shit?
The label says premium, so...
The higher the rank of the sailor on the bottle, the worse the rum.
Yeah, General Reginald Longbottom's Genuine Navy Rum is FOUL!
Recruit Rum on the other hand..
kraken eats them all
"Spiced Rum"
Bottom shelf stuff you would never touch if its actual taste wasn't covered by additives.
It's gotta be like the 3rd shelf from the bottom because Caribba exists... And there's shit worse than Caribba.
I think simply being a recognized brand automatically qualifies it as middle shelf, but I might be wrong 🤷
How is this not OK when rum ham is considered a delicacy?
Everyone gets all judgy until they get rubbed off with warm SPAM, then suddenly it's all "dark corners of the Internet" and raised pulse in the canned meat isle.
That's amateur hour. Whip out a jar of peanut butter and go wild!