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Is bro telling on himself?

[–] queermunist@lemmy.ml 71 points 3 days ago (1 children)

This is like a half-formed thought. They can observe that the people on Epstein's plane had access to power and "tankies" don't have access to power, and then the thought just stops before they make the connection between the two.

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[–] Sebrof@hexbear.net 56 points 3 days ago (1 children)

You can prove anything I guess if you just make shit up. Tankies destroyed

[–] invalidusernamelol@hexbear.net 39 points 3 days ago

"yeah, you're right, but have you considered you're wrong?"

[–] ClimateStalin@hexbear.net 58 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago)

If you met with Epstein but you were completely honest about it when questioned and nothing comes out of the files contradicting it, I’ll believe you. He certainly had meetings with non-pedophiles sometimes.

However, if it turns out you lied about a single detail of your relationship with Epstein, as far as I’m concerned that’s enough evidence to put you in prison for child sexual assault. There is no other reason to lie about your relationship with Jeffrey Epstein than trying to hide your crimes. Put everyone he’s ever sent an email to on trial, and put anyone found to have lied about it in prison forever.

Noam Chomsky is a pedophile and a child predator. Any mention of him should be “Notorious pedophile Noam Chomsky”

[–] AssortedBiscuits@hexbear.net 28 points 2 days ago

"If true, one wonders why, in country after country, these Reds side with the poor and powerless often at great risk and sacrifice to themselves, rather than reaping the rewards that come with serving the well-placed like nudes of underage girls at Epstein's pedo island." - Parenti paraphrased

[–] thefunkycomitatus@hexbear.net 57 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago)

Given more access to power...as if power isn't actively bargained for by these liberals. Nope they just gave Chomsky the pedophile wealth power like a fucking Green Lantern ring. The fucker just got done talking about how it's all about reciprocity. Can't even be consistent in their own narrative.

Also why weren't tankies given more power in this arrangement? Maybe there is a clue. Because tankies don't seek power by cuddling up to billionaire pedophiles nor enter into reciprocal exchanges of favors with them.

[–] Saymaz@lemmygrad.ml 62 points 3 days ago (2 children)

Has anyone ever told bro that most 'tankies' live in the Global South?

[–] FunkyStuff@hexbear.net 65 points 3 days ago (11 children)

The usefulness of the concept of tankies is in part that it's so poorly defined that the category can shrink and expand at runtime to prove whatever point you want. Global South brown people aren't tankies (as long as we're actively entertaining that brown people exist and have their own subjectivity) because if they are, suddenly 95% of brown people who are leftists disagree with me and that'd make me look racist.

Chomsky isn't a tankie because he's said a bunch of things I agree with. But also he is a tankie because he defended the Khmer Rouge and was friends with Epstein. (surprised that the OOP didn't take advantage of some of Chomsky's uncharacteristic takes to make that point)

Foucault wasn't a tankie because he had a nuanced take on Israel (read: he was a zionist) and was very critical of AES. But also if his support of pedophilia is brought up he can become a tankie because he supported the Islamic Revolution in Iran.

These are 2 examples who are real people who have written about their political opinions extensively yet it's definitely possible for someone to find reasons to put them on either side of the "tankie" divide. If you want to do it with a more nebulous entity like a political community, hypothetical people (like the latter part of the OOP), or a whole country, you have infinite wiggle room. Anything can be used as a data point because the word is meaningless.

[–] FortifiedAttack@hexbear.net 36 points 3 days ago

centrist Donald Trump is a tankie because he visited North Korea

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[–] sewer_rat_420@hexbear.net 30 points 2 days ago (7 children)

The best thing about "tankies" right now is there really isn't a singular marxist-leninist figurehead. Let's say, I don't know, Richard wolff was in the files? Our entire ideology isn't tied to one old white dude so it wouldn't matter much.

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[–] Blakey@hexbear.net 11 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (2 children)

I mean, I guess you probably would? Epstein was explicitly targeting people with wealth and power to bring into his gross "parties", so if you had "tankies" with wealth and power, he'd have been targeting them and it's not unbelievable that some of them might have gone for it - if you gain the kind of wealth and power the people Epstein was courting have, you probably don't have any real moral principles.

I wonder why tankies never seem to have that wealth and power. Could it be that in order to become the kind of wealthy socialite Epstein was doing, you would have to abandon your communist principles entirely? No, it's the children that are wrong...

[–] Drewfro66@lemmygrad.ml 8 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Are there any Chinese men in the Epstein files? Honestly curious.

It seems to have been a very international club. Yanks, Brits, Swedes, Russians, Israelis, South Africans. But I haven't heard of a single Chinese person - especially not a patriotic one - involved in the Epstein stuff.

[–] FunkyStuff@hexbear.net 2 points 1 day ago

Keyu Jin is the only one I know of but she didn't do anything wrong with Epstein, it was just Larry Summers trying to woo her.

[–] FunkyStuff@hexbear.net 8 points 2 days ago

You don't have to go that far. There are "tankies" with wealth and power and the only one who was ever anywhere near Epstein was Castro. Epstein never got near the governments of the other AES countries even when it would've been quite advantageous to him to do so, and when he had no issue getting close to government officials of other countries.

[–] FunkyStuff@hexbear.net 49 points 3 days ago (3 children)

FFS, Epstein was getting around with world leaders of every continent. He was pictured with Castro one or two times yet no evidence exists that Castro even did as much as shake Epstein's hands since Epstein was only there for other people. He was doing deals in Mongolia.

Isn't it notable that in all of that he never entrapped anyone from a communist country? It's likely he was operating as an intelligence asset and it's obvious how useful it would be to have compromat on leaders of enemy states, or even left wing intellectuals like Chomsky and Parenti. But it appears that no one you could consider a "tankie" was implicated.

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[–] ConcreteHalloween@hexbear.net 44 points 3 days ago (1 children)

I don't even get what their argument is, tankies didn't fuck around with Epstein cuz they're white... so they don't need Epstein's influence? I legit don't get the argument.

[–] FunkyStuff@hexbear.net 35 points 3 days ago

They're saying that white men all become Epstein groupies if given power. Tankies weren't around Epstein only because tankies have no power (implying tankies are white, too? Unless it was specifically about Parenti)

[–] WokePalpitoad@hexbear.net 36 points 3 days ago

Let me whip out some IdPol.

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