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I Am the Payroll Accountant for Professional Protestors in Minnesota, and I Am Swamped
(www.mcsweeneys.net)
TO: All protest staff
FROM: Joyce
To clear up any confusion: YES, I’m real, YES, you’re getting paid, NO, this isn’t a hastily written humor bit. The president confirmed it, and there is no greater source of truth and reason than him.
Clears it up for me!