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I Am the Payroll Accountant for Professional Protestors in Minnesota, and I Am Swamped (www.mcsweeneys.net)

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[–] Bhaelfur@lemmy.world 3 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

TO: All protest staff

FROM: Joyce

To clear up any confusion: YES, I’m real, YES, you’re getting paid, NO, this isn’t a hastily written humor bit. The president confirmed it, and there is no greater source of truth and reason than him.

Clears it up for me!