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This is a community for designs specifically crafted to make the experience worse for the user. This can be due to greed, apathy, laziness or just downright scumbaggery.

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[–] taytay@lemmings.world 5 points 4 hours ago (1 children)

Advertising should be illegal.

[–] pyre@lemmy.world 1 points 30 minutes ago

yeah unless it's literal signs on your own building/workspace, or it's just your branding on your own product, etc. advertising must be illegal. they had their chance to be reasonable with it and they fucked it. the entire advertising industry deserves to be outlawed.

[–] teslasaur@lemmy.world -4 points 1 hour ago

Can't take you seriously with that plastic bag on your hand.

[–] GreenKnight23@lemmy.world 2 points 5 hours ago

get yourself one of those emergency glass breakers that are spring loaded.

resist the plutocracy

[–] gerowen@lemmy.world 2 points 5 hours ago

That looks like something that won't last very long. I could be wrong, but my guess is that, being in the handles themselves, those screens are gonna get busted and they won't have made nearly enough from ad revenue to warrant replacing them on a regular basis. Here in the US we've got them built into the pumps so when you start pumping you get some loud ass commercials.

[–] daannii@lemmy.world 5 points 8 hours ago

Here in the u.s they have insanely loud fucking screens that scream commercials at you.

Like volume to the max.

[–] BussyGyatt@feddit.org 25 points 15 hours ago (3 children)

Have you considered vandalism?

[–] Bloomcole@lemmy.world 4 points 5 hours ago

Let's call it disabling or indispose as a public service.
Vandalism ( as they will undoubtedly will frame it) has a negative connotation.
Language used to fit the view of who uses it.
Like 'regime' (government we don't like) or officer involved shooting (pigs murdered someone).

[–] YiddishMcSquidish@lemmy.today 9 points 14 hours ago (1 children)

Vandalism is always an answer. May not be the right answer, considering the question.

~~Hey Gina, what do you think would be a good fundraiser to help cover the funding gaps our shitty government leaves us with year after year?~~

~~Hey Bob, Joey's getting out of the hospital today and is going to have staggering debt because the purposefully inefficient private healthcare system has so much power over our elected officials.~~

Fuck it, I tried twice. Vandalism is the answer.

[–] thermal_shock@lemmy.world 5 points 12 hours ago

Can of cheap spray paint, hit all the pumps at once

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[–] PunnyName@lemmy.world 7 points 11 hours ago* (last edited 11 hours ago)

If you know someone who can get you some anti petrol stickers, esp ones that promote renewables and / or maybe the new Technology Connections video, please do so.

[–] HertzDentalBar@lemmy.blahaj.zone 16 points 15 hours ago (1 children)

I've started leaving if the thing shows me an ad, I just put the nozzle back the second the ad plays, gets me enough fuel to get to a non compromised station.

The most fucked is full serve stations with the ads. While my windows are up so Im safe, the poor staff have to listen to an entire gas station worth of pumps blaring ads all day.

[–] swampdownloader@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 11 hours ago (1 children)

Recently I ran into a new one. The pump had a screen, but instead of a tiny screen surrounded by buttons (one of which can be used to mute the video), it was a giant screen with no buttons. Ergo no mute button. I tried clicking around the screen but nothing worked. There’s gotta be a pattern though.

[–] HertzDentalBar@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 points 10 hours ago

I hate those ones, last one I saw was at a full serve station. Not even fuel select buttons just touch screen for all of it.

[–] GenosseFlosse@feddit.org 9 points 15 hours ago (2 children)

Another win for electric cars, huh?

[–] Delascas@feddit.uk 1 points 52 minutes ago

THIS is the answer. No ads are played on my front drive. Ever.

[–] GaMEChld@lemmy.world 3 points 12 hours ago

Ah, there's the end goal to full self driving! Creating advertisement boxes you have to sit inside and the vehicle doesn't move if you close your eyes. We're going full black mirror!

[–] m3t00@lemmy.world 7 points 14 hours ago

oops, dropped against the curb

[–] rumba@lemmy.zip 19 points 17 hours ago (2 children)

We don't have them on the nozzles, but our pumps blare out the audio at hearing damage volumes.

And they wonder why that brand of station is avoided.

[–] GalacticSushi@lemmy.blahaj.zone 10 points 16 hours ago* (last edited 10 hours ago) (1 children)

Often times you can press one of the buttons to mute it, although apparently some pumps have decided you're not allowed to decide when you want to hear your own thoughts. Just start pushing the buttons on either side of the screen, chances are one of them will shut it up.

[–] thermal_shock@lemmy.world 4 points 12 hours ago

Expanding foam spray in the speaker vents

[–] BrickEater@lemmy.world 8 points 17 hours ago (1 children)

If I can't mute them I take my knife and destroy the speaker if its accessible.

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[–] Hyaline_Cat@lemmy.world 4 points 14 hours ago

Seeing this makes me want to scream and cry

[–] ToTheGraveMyLove@sh.itjust.works 40 points 22 hours ago (2 children)
[–] Warl0k3@lemmy.world 8 points 16 hours ago (4 children)

If you don't know about automatic metal punches, they're a great solution to these fuckin' things. Small enough to be palmed and will punch right through a screen with little effort.

[–] shithawk@lemmy.world 1 points 5 hours ago (1 children)

Yep.. brass punch. Graffiti mop with a metal tip full of brake fluid/ink combo does some fun stuff too.

[–] Warl0k3@lemmy.world 1 points 4 hours ago* (last edited 4 hours ago)

Hang on, that's just a bingo dotter...

edit: God I forgot how much I hate what the graffiti community has become. "Oh just etch your tag in so it will be harder to remove" what fucking dipshit toy came up with that? Did impermanence just get forgotten? Where did the obsession about not getting buffed come from?

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[–] SirEDCaLot@lemmy.today 25 points 22 hours ago (4 children)

I'm usually not in favor of this sort of thing. But I think there are some instances where that may be justified. This screen serves ZERO public benefit. It's just there to annoy you. So IMHO doing something like 3d printing a cover that you leave on the screen is a public service.

[–] ToTheGraveMyLove@sh.itjust.works 30 points 21 hours ago (11 children)

99% of advertisements serve zero public benefit. Its in society's best interest to actively hinder them whenever possible IMO.

[–] asg101@lemmy.blahaj.zone 12 points 16 hours ago (1 children)

Advertisement is the ruling classes' graffiti. Obliterating it is a public service.

[–] moopet@sh.itjust.works 2 points 4 hours ago

I like this take

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[–] Birdwants@lemmus.org 17 points 19 hours ago (1 children)

Next level : if you want it to fill your tank fast & ad free, you have to subscribe to a monthly card-club with Facial-Recognition, otherwise it keeps showing you ads & it fills your gas tank reeeeeally sloooOOOOoowly to make sure you watch at least 5 ads ^^

[–] musubibreakfast@lemmy.world 12 points 18 hours ago (1 children)

If you try to close the ad then the hose sucks the gasoline out of your tank but still charges you for the amount pumped. Also good luck getting the right fuel for your engine, the pump selection system has been replaced with a gacha game. Try again and maybe next time you'll get Diesel-chan!

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[–] mechoman444@lemmy.world 2 points 12 hours ago

But don't don't you want that ice cold Pepsi™?

[–] AdolfSchmitler@lemmy.world 20 points 20 hours ago (1 children)
[–] BussyGyatt@feddit.org 6 points 15 hours ago

kaczynski was right

[–] raspberriesareyummy@lemmy.world 14 points 20 hours ago (1 children)

Sounds like something that could motivate me to wear a ring with a diamond. "oops. Seems diamonds really are a hard material..."

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[–] ClamDrinker@lemmy.world 54 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (2 children)

This company went bankrupt btw 💯 I can only hope whatever chain decided to try this shit got ostracized too.

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[–] Frenchgeek@lemmy.ml 7 points 17 hours ago

Cover it with a trash bag to "protect your hand from the smell".

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