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[–] winkledinkle@sh.itjust.works 117 points 3 months ago (3 children)

Amateur mistake to not already have that ready to go.

[–] stupidcasey@lemmy.world 74 points 3 months ago (1 children)

The fool decided to talk to a girl instead of spending 180hrs+ downloading, compressing, formating, naming, indexing, installing, hosting and trouble shooting.

This is why China is ahead they got this figured out, they just got rid of the women.

[–] LittleBorat3@lemmy.world 7 points 3 months ago (5 children)

What you described is very automatable. Not the getting rid of women the think with the nas and stuff

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[–] cRazi_man@europe.pub 27 points 3 months ago (2 children)

"Damn, it's not working......want to fool around instead??"

Pro move

[–] PieMePlenty@lemmy.world 5 points 3 months ago (1 children)

pulls jester cap from purse
..sure..

[–] Shortstack@reddthat.com 5 points 3 months ago (1 children)

I put on my robe and wizard hat

[–] Darkenfolk@sh.itjust.works 4 points 3 months ago

I cast Fireball!

~~No, I actually don't care how big the room is and no I don't care about my party members taking damage, should've taken a fire retardation potion instead of becoming a retard who's on fire.~~

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[–] abbadon420@sh.itjust.works 22 points 3 months ago (5 children)

The other day I wanted to watch a movie. I had it all set up. I started streaming Jellyfin to my tv. The movie started playing at 5 frames per minute....

Turns out my pc can't handle heavy transcoding at all. It also doesn't have a gpu, so that doesn't help.

[–] brucethemoose@lemmy.world 12 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Will it not play the raw movie if you are on LAN?

[–] Onomatopoeia@lemmy.cafe 5 points 3 months ago

To your point, there can be a little groundwork to get cpu transcoding to work right with Jellyfin on Linux. It's a little easier on Windows.

[–] ryannathans@aussie.zone 8 points 3 months ago

Download all content in HEVC level 5.1 or below and it should play on everything without needing transcoding

[–] zaphod@sopuli.xyz 6 points 3 months ago

Doesn't need a GPU, your CPU might have a transcoder, just need to configure it Jellyfin.

[–] LittleBorat3@lemmy.world 6 points 3 months ago

Forget transcoding, have it in a playable format.You can run that on a toaster.

[–] Onomatopoeia@lemmy.cafe 5 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) (1 children)

As others have said, GPU may not be required.

I use a 2019 SFF desktop (no dedicated GPU) for Jellyfin, and transcoding for my 65" TV hardly increases cpu.

If you can figure out why it's transcoding and fix that, it makes a big difference. Mine transcodes because of subtitles and there's no fixing it (the Tizen Jellyfin app is the problem - I'm just glad to have the app at all).

The key is to know what formats, aspect ratio, etc, your TV handles natively and save files in that version. Fortunately my TV handles MKV natively but Jellyfin on Samsung doesn't respect the Display Aspect Ratio flag, so I have to hard convert everything to square pixels in the proper aspect ratio (16:9,4:3, 3.5:3,etc) based on the original source. It's a little extra work but scripting ffmpeg solves it. Future devices will surely handle square pixels and forced aspect ratio fine.

[–] wabasso@lemmy.ca 4 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Do you save the source video as well? And does the jellyfin ecosystem have anything where I can have multiple copies of a video and it switches based on transfer conditions?

[–] Onomatopoeia@lemmy.cafe 2 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

I don't save the original as I'm converting largely to save space anyway.

Some movies at 6+ gb, after converting to a 1gb file they look the same on a 65" TV. Since most of this is DVD source, I'm not really losing any quality (DVD is 720*480).

Even if my sources were Blu-Ray I'd still convert, but I'd target a larger screen size, just in case.

I don't think Jellyfin can choose a different source file for different devices, it just doesn't really make sense. Transcoding when needed really takes so little I don't even notice it. I've run multiple video conversions (4+) while streaming, and syncing my media folder to the NAS and never have a glitch. And my hardware is old.

You could setup a movie library using the "Shows" type, which will support multiple versions of the same movie under a single poster/name in the library. It would take a little manual work to name the movies so you'd know which was "mobile friendly".

Or you could just create 2 movie libraries, one for large screens and one for mobile. You just keep the actual files in 2 different folders, so when you create a library it only uses that folder as a source.

[–] smh@slrpnk.net 64 points 3 months ago (3 children)
[–] lessthanluigi@lemmy.sdf.org 16 points 3 months ago
[–] Saapas@piefed.zip 4 points 3 months ago (4 children)

Do you have (thing I want)?

Well, no

oh... it's on Netflix though...

[–] Doc_Crankenstein@slrpnk.net 10 points 3 months ago (1 children)

If it's on Netflix then there's a torrent. I'll set it to download.

Or

Then you're welcome to sign in with yours.

[–] Saapas@piefed.zip 4 points 3 months ago (1 children)

So you're back at the op pic

[–] Doc_Crankenstein@slrpnk.net 6 points 3 months ago (5 children)

If they give the reaction as OP's image then I was wasting my time to begin with.

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[–] Limonene@lemmy.world 3 points 3 months ago

8 years ago, I sat with my then-girlfriend at her parents' house thinking of things we wanted to watch. We thought of like 20 shows and films, and each one we looked up was not on her parents' Netflix.

Netflix's selection has only gotten worse since then.

Nothing anyone wants is on Netflix.

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[–] unrealMinotaur@sh.itjust.works 29 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

Fake: Anon is at friends house.

Gay: Anon is at a guys house.

[–] CarbonIceDragon@pawb.social 24 points 3 months ago (3 children)

What does Norway have to do with it?

[–] SnokenKeekaGuard@lemmy.dbzer0.com 25 points 3 months ago (1 children)
[–] CarbonIceDragon@pawb.social 11 points 3 months ago (2 children)
[–] Redjard@lemmy.dbzer0.com 6 points 3 months ago

america anon posts

[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 4 points 3 months ago

It's the country where I want to be pony trekking or camping or just watching TV.

[–] neidu3@sh.itjust.works 7 points 3 months ago

Behold, the flag of United USA of America:

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[–] Xenny@lemmy.world 21 points 3 months ago (3 children)

Fucking a. I have everything set up nicely through streamio to just work but every time I have somebody over the fucking real debrid service goes down and I look like a real dummy.

[–] oatscoop@midwest.social 8 points 3 months ago

Can I interest you in a NAS and an old laptop running debian plugged into a TV, with the Ethernet cable running to it duck-taped to the wall?

[–] Ibuthyr@lemmy.wtf 3 points 3 months ago

It's likely the scraper. Torrentio is getting really bad. I highly recommend adding the elfhosted comet.

[–] Aneb@lemmy.world 3 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Asking for a friend, what is the point to debriding and what service do you like to use yourself? Stremio has been working for me without one for awhile

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[–] UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world 14 points 3 months ago (5 children)

https://streamingunity.tv/

There. Just saved you half an hour waiting for your download to complete.

[–] PP_BOY_@lemmy.world 14 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Saved but also "half hour downloads" are a thing of the past with gigabit fiber and usenetting

[–] UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world 5 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Kinda depends on what your downloading. Movies in the 2160p resolution are getting into the 10s of Gigs. And you still need a seed with comparable bandwidth serving the file you want.

[–] PP_BOY_@lemmy.world 7 points 3 months ago

See: usenet. No seeds, just constant maximum DL speeds

[–] superglue@lemmy.dbzer0.com 9 points 3 months ago

Its been my experience at least that once a site gets too good it gets shutdown. I got tired of that dance so I just properly setup radarr and Sonarr with Usenet.

[–] unrealMinotaur@sh.itjust.works 5 points 3 months ago

Half hour? For anything with more than one Russian seeder you just wait ~60 secs for the first couple bytes then you can begin copying your Linux ISO to disk immediately.

[–] bridgeenjoyer@sh.itjust.works 4 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Why everyone doesnt use these is beyond me.

Co workers complaining about a $200 cable bill and I just sit there and smile.

[–] FatVegan@leminal.space 3 points 3 months ago (1 children)

People are kinda weird when it comes to habits. A lot of people have seen my kodi setup that i have been using and tailoring for a decade. They like it, and when i ask them if i should show them, they are like naaaah, i wouldn't know what to watch, and i just record and skip commercials. It's not THAT expensive, and football and whatnot.

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[–] bridgeenjoyer@sh.itjust.works 5 points 3 months ago (1 children)

I just posted about how I hate that modern humans have zero patience for me to even put a dvd in 😅 thank goodness I dont have to try to date one of these idiots

#eathotchip

[–] Cort@lemmy.world 8 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Wait EA has a brain chip to turn people into thots?

[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 4 points 3 months ago (1 children)
[–] ebolapie@lemmy.world 3 points 3 months ago

important: don't know how to cook and be born after 1992

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