eat nothing costs $0
Yeah, I'm an anorexic only guy now
this post was submitted on 29 Jan 2026
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>rob my neighbors at lunchtime
>Made out with $40 cash and free pizza
Yeah, I'm a robbery only guy from now on
>go to the forest
>become a farmer
free food, the big agribusiness doesnt want you to know
>dies of parasites
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$1.50 how? Is he having a sliced tomato on cardboard?
Yeah seriously; I made pizza at home once, and the basic ingredients ended up costing more than getting pizza for takeout. So even though it was fun, I never attempted it again.
It shouldn't be more expensive than takeout. You have to do everything from scratch for it to be cheap though. Flour, yeast, olive oil, canned tomatoes/spices, and a block of mozzarella to shred yourself. Wait for a good sale on the mozzarella.
It's not super duper cheap but even dominoes is getting expensive these days, and making it yourself should be healthier too.
I mean it's kind of hard to beat unlimited toppings for $12 at the pizza place I go to, even if you do make everything from scratch.
Note that this is not hard and you can do it in a cast iron skillet. Flour oil warm water salt and yeast, let it rise, roll it out. Put it in the oiled skillet on the burner and cook it while you top it, then pop the whole thing in the oven at 500 to bake. You can add literally any thing you want. A good sauce is just blending canned whole peeled tomatoes with some oil and salt. Add garlic, basil, anchovies, do whatever you want.
No way does it have cheese.
I could do the dough, probably. A jar of sauce is over, a can of tomatoes is over, hell 3 to 4 regular ass tomatoes are over that.
Well you steal the ingredients and then throw a buck fifty in the homeless dude's can outside the store. Best guess. Also I approve of this method.
it's just a very small pizza
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Absorb nutrients directly from the air
Free
Save heaps of time not having to prepare food and I feel lighter every day
Yeah I'm a breatharian now, never going back to physical foods.
>make pizza at home
>its shite
>pic related
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I could probably do it for $5, especially if I'm allowed to shop in the EU.
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Decide on a whim to make za at home
welp, see you in 4 days
Pizza at home is a whole hobby by itself, not a dinner choice.
I do it from time to time, but if factor my time, each pizza ends up costing like 20 euros, and I don't even have any fancy equipment to amortize...
Much more efficient to do an hour of overtime and order from a local Italian restaurant, if all you want is to eat a good pizza.
Why even make pizza? What is it really? Bread, cheese, toppings, and tomato sauce. I can knock that down to $0.25 or less per pizza.
Take a slice of bread, spread with tomato sauce, top with cheese and toppings, then broil until toppings melt. Want a calzone? Add a second piece of bread on top of the end, broil until toasted.
Boom. Pizza.
.../s ?
Definitely closer to a proper pizza than those deepdish "pizzas".
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Jeez, pizza cost so much in USA, even by comparing with cost of living i can't belive that a margherita is 8 dollars
wtf where the hell yall getting $8 margherita pizzas
in nyc a small is like $14 😭
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I'm sorry but you can't make a pizza for a $1.50 unless he live in Cambodia
How fucking expensive are white flour, pureed tomato and cheap mozzarella in your parts? Last time I made pizza at home, the basic ingredients (without any fancy toppings) cost like $0.5 per portion, and I live in Germany, not some poor third world country.
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Making own pizza is the way to go for sure, especially when there are like taco leftovers or something. Yummy!
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I wish I could make a pizza at home for $1.50. For $1.50, I can make the crust. No sauce, no cheese, no toppings.
"Hey, Jimmy, gimme a pie with nothin'!"
"Nothin'?"
It is still cheaper to buy everything for a pepperoni or cheese pizza to make at home than even a Little Ceasars pizza, tho. Can make a bigger pizza, too.
that's focaccia
Frozen pizzas are like 10$ in northern Canada..
That being said, pepperoni is prohibitivly expensive for homemade pizza
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Literally inspired me to make homemade pizza tomorrow
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