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[โ€“] Kolanaki@pawb.social 5 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago) (1 children)

I wish I could make a pizza at home for $1.50. For $1.50, I can make the crust. No sauce, no cheese, no toppings.

"Hey, Jimmy, gimme a pie with nothin'!"

"Nothin'?"

It is still cheaper to buy everything for a pepperoni or cheese pizza to make at home than even a Little Ceasars pizza, tho. Can make a bigger pizza, too.

[โ€“] vane@lemmy.world 5 points 4 days ago

that's focaccia