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A collection of some classic Lemmy memes for your enjoyment
Siri Voice:
'Okay John, I've made a doctor's appointment for you explaining that your IBS and Gerd are now making you poop too much. I've also sent a picture of your poops. I've also ordered you a Bidet and sent a note to your SO that you're not going out tonight '
Just poop there every day
Life Hack: don't plug it in. Ta-Da!
It’s self powered by a turbine with the flow of the water. It either has a built in cell antenna or searches for an open WiFi hotspot.
what if it's a blender tho?
OMG, they are going to start doing this to AI-powered wifi routers, aren't they?! :-(
I bought a new stove last year. setting a specific timer or temperature not by 5 is to connect it to WiFi and use the app.
want to set a timer for 13 minutes? fuck you.
want to bake something at 372 degrees? fuck you.
I would have sent it back if it weren't literally the only one that met all our needs except for the ones we weren't concerned for.
I agree that it sucks, but curious, what do you bake that needs such precision? (Even if you set it in the app, it'd probably still be ±5 degrees, unless you bought a really special stove)
Just dig a latrine
Give the AI instructions to make yum yum noises every time you use the toilet.
I want a stove with knobs
I'd purchase one if it 100% reliably cleaned both me and itself after use, without any (further) user interaction.
I'll just piss and shit outdoors. I already do the former. I might even piss and/or shit on some random persons grave. Do not play this game with me.
Buy the toilet. Refuse the subscription. Box up your waste and mail it to the company.