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Ever had a really shitty bit idea? Joke you want to take way past the point of where it was funny? Want to feel like a stand-up comedy guy who's been bombing a set for the past 30 minutes straight and at this point is just saying shit to see if people react to it? Really bad pun? A homemade cringe concoction? A cognitohazard that you have birthed into this world and have an urge to spread like chain mail?


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[–] Horse@lemmygrad.ml 2 points 1 hour ago (1 children)

new genre of insult:

  • big talk from a grey drop
  • listen to mr 1 star over here
  • your mom bought a fifty stack and got you
  • your mom should have broke you down for shards
[–] Snort_Owl@hexbear.net 2 points 1 hour ago

I love this

[–] Guamer@hexbear.net 1 points 1 hour ago

gacha pregnant

[–] ThunderComplex@lemmy.today 1 points 3 hours ago

Imagining a woman pumping out kids to the gamblecore sound

[–] SorosFootSoldier@hexbear.net 5 points 12 hours ago (1 children)

We have millions of gatcha games but no gatcha machines in the usa that dispense toys. rly makes you think...

[–] KnilAdlez@hexbear.net 8 points 11 hours ago (2 children)
[–] SorosFootSoldier@hexbear.net 7 points 11 hours ago (2 children)

Let me stop you right there, these are "gumball machines" as we used to call them as 90's kids, and are an anglo thing. The based GACHA machines come from glorious Nippon and have high quality toys in them like the pooping dog

[–] pooberbee@lemmy.ml 2 points 7 hours ago

Not necessarily Anglo. 'member Homiez?

[–] KnilAdlez@hexbear.net 5 points 11 hours ago (1 children)

phoenix-objection-1 phoenix-objection-2 objection The functionality of the gachapon and the gumball machine are effectively the same, and this pooping dog is of similar amounts of fun as a sticky hand, bouncy ball, or even a temporary tattoo of one of the satirical characters known as the garbage pale kids.

[–] SorosFootSoldier@hexbear.net 5 points 11 hours ago

cap-think hmm you have me bested, glorious Nihon doesn't have temporary tattoo machines of gangster spongebob....

[–] microfiche@hexbear.net 4 points 11 hours ago (1 children)

I'd bet it's nothing like one, but I lack requisite equipment so maybe it's actually like standing in line at Disneyworld.

[–] Snort_Owl@hexbear.net 4 points 11 hours ago

You wouldn’t know i pull 10 gregnant every day to see if i get a legendary