cross-posted from: https://lemmy.world/post/41974212
Minnesotan here, I for one welcome my new hoserlords
this post was submitted on 25 Jan 2026
233 points (92.4% liked)
YUROP
567 readers
262 users here now
Welcome to YUROP
The Ultimate Eurozone of Culture, Chaos, and Continental Excellence
A glorious gathering place to celebrate (and lovingly roast) the lands, peoples, quirks, and contradictions of Her Most Magnificent Europa. From the fjords to the Med, the steppes to the Atlantic spray, this is a shrine to everything that makes Europe gloriously weird, wonderfully diverse, and occasionally passive-aggressive in 24 languages.
Here we toast:
๐ช๐บ The progressive Union of Peace (and paperwork)
๐ง The freest of health care
๐ท The finest of foods
๐ณ๏ธโ๐ The liberalest of liberties
๐ The proud non-members and honorary cousins
๐ถ And the eternal dance of unity, confusion, and cultural banter.
Post memes, news, satire, linguistic wars, train maps, cursed food photos, Eurovision fever, propaganda and whatever makes you scream โonly in YUROP.โ
Leave your stereotypes at the border control and enjoy the ride.
founded 8 months ago
MODERATORS
Came here to say this lol
Isn't Minnesota already basically South Canada, except Minnesotans expressively distinct themselves verbally from Canada? I'm certain there were a HIMYM episode or two about that.
As an European let me clear, we're not putting our hands in the fucking south! Fuckin Trump-Land? Not worth the hassle. Let them incest themselves to extinction.
"Occupation zone" means we are putting our boots, not our hands.
NO WAIT PLEASE TAKE US I'M BEGGING! I'LL EVEN DRINK YOUR TEA INSTEAD OF SWEET TEA!
You'll have to speak French or German though.
Is Cajun close enough?
The lingua franca of Europe is EU-English, though.
As long as it's German, I'm okay with this. I refuse to learn that fucked up French counting
You haven't seen the german version of fucked up counting yet then lol
The Swiss and the Belgians have streamlined french counting.
load more comments
(1 replies)
They're already 2/3rds of the way there.
As someone in the south... PLEASE RECONSIDER!
You're more than welcome! You are diluting the place and you will only make the problem solving itself take longer.
load more comments
(1 replies)
Fuck, we got Florida.. can we gift it to Russia or something?
Funny but we don't want bigger counties, we need smaller countries.
Split the USA up in 50 states, and those territories become their own independent country as well, then let them join the Europen union which by then we can rename
Ah nice, the Netherlands can have their New Amsterdam back, lol.
now it's New New Amsterdam
Even old New York was once New Amsterdam Why they changed it, I can't say People just liked it better that wayyyyy
load more comments
(2 replies)
load more comments
(1 replies)
- no Indigenous nation
- no indipendent Blak nation
- no Chinese occupied zone
hmm
You like segregation?
Mexico occupying Utah in post WW3 america is an unwritten tv show.
Or everything just reads fallout zone.
Please give Illinois to Canada, I could not bring myself to move to Iowa ๐คฎ
I'll take the hockey and free healthcare but I REFUSE to learn French
But it's easy, qui qui, hon hon hon.
You don't understand, multilingualism is part of the healthcare. It delays the onset of dementia and Alzheimer's, and has many other benefits. I suppose if you hate French that much you can always choose another language.
in all seriousness I do enjoy & appreciate learning languages, at least a lot for a dumbass American haha. been trying to learn Japanese and Spanish on and off for about 15 years. hopefully someday I'll get serious enough about one or both to go for conversational fluency
I probably would enjoy learning French as much as I enjoy memeing about it lol
Take it from someone who speaks both as a foreign language: French is far, far less insane than English. I'd welcome it being the lingua franca instead of English. Or Spanish, or Italian, that's fine too
load more comments
(1 replies)
That's cute, until you remember the rogue nation of USA has nukes out the wazoo, and I have no doubt it will lay waste to the entire planet before this map ever happens.
load more comments
(3 replies)
Can we skip the war part and go strait to me now being a Canadian, I would like me some of that health care.
checks community name
oh yeah its comment section time
Eh, I would prefer Mexico or Canada but I'll take the EU.
You misspelled "Southern Alberta" there bud
I think the chance of everything being China is far more likely.
I'd be so jazzed. Please come liberate UwU
you liberate us.
you do all that to us.
Disagreed. When the US was liberating people against their will I was shitposting about it in defiance. I'm an American hero.
I think China would try to grab a fat slice from the left.
Yes, please.
I can believe Mexico going in after the US civil war has taken out a good chunk of its population, but Canada, not so much. Do they even have a standing army? And the EU probably won't do shit. We'll have the Russians breathing down our necks.
I do like the map though. The bigger Mexico policy would be welcome.
Canadaโs military is the 16th best funded in the world
Eww, no someone else can have it
view more: next โบ