cross-posted from: https://lemmy.world/post/41974212
this post was submitted on 25 Jan 2026
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As an European let me clear, we're not putting our hands in the fucking south! Fuckin Trump-Land? Not worth the hassle. Let them incest themselves to extinction.
"Occupation zone" means we are putting our boots, not our hands.
NO WAIT PLEASE TAKE US I'M BEGGING! I'LL EVEN DRINK YOUR TEA INSTEAD OF SWEET TEA!
You'll have to speak French or German though.
Is Cajun close enough?
The lingua franca of Europe is EU-English, though.
Realistically it'd be Spanish, especially because so many locals in these states already do.
As long as it's German, I'm okay with this. I refuse to learn that fucked up French counting
You haven't seen the german version of fucked up counting yet then lol
I believe the Danish take the crown.
Is it worse than Japanese?
https://satwcomic.com/just-a-number
Don't know know about the Japanese system, but the Danish number system is not great. https://satwcomic.com/just-a-number
The Swiss and the Belgians have streamlined french counting.
As someone in the south... PLEASE RECONSIDER!
You're more than welcome! You are diluting the place and you will only make the problem solving itself take longer.
They're already 2/3rds of the way there.
Someone is going to have to de-nazify the south.