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This is a place to share greentexts and witness the confounding life of Anon. If you're new to the Greentext community, think of it as a sort of zoo with Anon as the main attraction.

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[–] Itdidnttrickledown@lemmy.world 2 points 5 hours ago

Here is a anon who knows almost nothing. Just like the rest of them.

[–] placebo@lemmy.zip 111 points 1 day ago (4 children)

ChatGPT will never reach this level of creative writing.

[–] GamingChairModel@lemmy.world 1 points 5 hours ago

The only solution is to train LLMs on more 4chan content, surely there will be no side effects from that.

[–] SkaveRat@discuss.tchncs.de 7 points 18 hours ago

GPT creativity peaked with the bottles pit greentext

[–] horn_e4_beaver@discuss.tchncs.de 18 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] CheesyFox@lemmy.sdf.org 16 points 23 hours ago* (last edited 23 hours ago) (1 children)

I understand that this is a joke, but you can open a keyboard on your phone and just select random word suggestions it gives you, because the result would be practically the same.

Raising llm's teperature gives you more chaotic token generation, rather than the abstract "creativeness". To be creative you actually gotta think, you know

[–] JPAKx4@piefed.blahaj.zone 4 points 19 hours ago (1 children)

So you're telling me higher temperatures means it's more like a monkey on a typewriter? So with a long enough period of time and enough chatgpts...

[–] The_Surviv0r@sh.itjust.works 5 points 18 hours ago (1 children)

"It was the best of times, it was the BLURST of times?!"

[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 3 points 13 hours ago* (last edited 13 hours ago) (1 children)

You stupid monkey (now I have the dankmus song stuck in my head)

[–] morphballganon@mtgzone.com 3 points 10 hours ago

Dental plan!

[–] pewgar_seemsimandroid@lemmy.blahaj.zone 18 points 1 day ago (1 children)

they never even had a chance past GPT-2

[–] EldenLord@lemmy.world 6 points 13 hours ago

Does anyone remember the incident where GPT-2 generated incredibly horny outputs?

Maybe someone at OpenAI conjured a Cummo onto the training servers. The thought of a 4Channer working at a tech company horrifies me though.

[–] morphballganon@mtgzone.com 23 points 23 hours ago (1 children)

Definitely wouldn't be Neville doing it

Or at least he wouldn't be hitting his intended target

[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 8 points 18 hours ago

His pants perpetually have stains on the crotch.

[–] WagnasT@piefed.world 72 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Dobby doesn't want this sock...

[–] Jankatarch@lemmy.world 7 points 12 hours ago

Master has given Dobby a sock? owo

[–] superduperpirate@lemmy.world 31 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Still not the most disturbing fanfiction premise i’ve ever seen.

[–] yakko@feddit.uk 8 points 13 hours ago (1 children)

HP fanfic has no limit. I know of at least one that actually spawned a cult that has killed people.

[–] Ilovethebomb@sh.itjust.works 2 points 8 hours ago (1 children)

I'm curious now, do you have a link?

[–] yakko@feddit.uk 4 points 7 hours ago (1 children)

It's a fuck off massive rabbit hole, but look up "harry potter and the methods of rationality", and then read about the zizians

[–] lastweakness@lemmy.world 1 points 11 minutes ago (1 children)

Oh wow... I liked Methods of Rationality... Didn't know it spawned a death cult somehow...

[–] yakko@feddit.uk 1 points 6 minutes ago

I was shocked too. I was fortunate enough to read it and merely think "Huh... That was amusing. Anyway, back to Doctorow and Stephenson." Apparently a fair few of EY's readers were all "this is my life now"

[–] ThunderComplex@lemmy.today 21 points 1 day ago

What if you
Wanted to learn about portions
But your teacher said
Ambatukaaaaaaam omaygot

[–] YoiksAndAway@piefed.zip 11 points 1 day ago

Dumbledore's gonna show you his O face.

[–] lessthanluigi@lemmy.sdf.org 9 points 1 day ago