I thlamed my penith in the car door
this post was submitted on 24 Jan 2026
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God, he is so fucking smart.
... and he somehow makes another couple billion from the act. I'm starting to think the economy is rigged.
Nooooo, he achieved it all with hard work! He even slept in the office a couple of times!
I thlammed my penith in the cah door
Was it in your mouth?